| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!
| A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
| Help!
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| No user serviceable parts inside.
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| This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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| 中共
| This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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This user be getting drunk on the beer volcano.
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| ?
| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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| This user is a geek.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
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| This User has the Need for Speed.
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| This User can Drift and beat D.K.
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| ABYSS
| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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| A x2
| This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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| TA
| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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| This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
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| This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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| \m/
| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| MERC
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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| This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested
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