User:Ultimatum479

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.	sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
gbs-P This f****r speaks Galactic Basic Standard heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.	bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.	pe-0 This user does not understand Plain English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.
enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.
vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and furthermore believes the Ancient Language to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of the Ancient Language.	du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....