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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| RAS
| This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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| UBX
| This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| MERC
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| bu-N
| This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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[edit] Stuff that cowardly people dared say about me behind my back...
“Ah, yes, a great man! Many accomplishments!”
~ UltraScreech on Ultrascreech
(Attention: The previous quotation is not cowardly)
“I consider this man the earths most powerful warrior, even above me.”
~ Chuck Norris on UltraScreech
“How can one be both a ninja and a plane? Thats CRAZY!”
~ Oscar Wilde on UltraScreech
“Crap, this guy beat me hands down...”
~ Random Ninja on UltraScreech
[edit] Uncowardly things
Y HALO THAR!
Yon hath stumbled uponeth my lair of Uncyclopedia GODLINESS and HOLINESS and most importantly of NINJANESS.
This page will be treated as a shirine to my awesomeness. Anyone who deifiles it will be slaughtered unmercifully but awesomely, so you will die in at least a cool way, even though you deserve to be hit by flying fruit.
[edit] Awesome things accomplished
- So I was in my basement yesterday when I saw this pirate, so I killed him.
- So i was in the park yesterday whenI saw this piate, so i killed him.
- So I was on Uncyclopedia yesterday when I saw this pirate, so i killed him.
- So I was at School yesterday when i saw this Pirate, so I killed him.
- So i was forced to look at Wikipedia because of n00bs yesterday when i saw this Wikipedian, so I killed him, the n00b and Wikipedia.
[edit] Awards
Best Ninja-Since birth
Hawtest Ninja-Since birth
Greatest ever-Since birth
[edit] Why this page is really hot
Its just is.
--UltraScreech 21:03, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
