User:UnG

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[edit] Yo

I'm a loser. I have no friends. I need no friends. I have a computer that covers the room in blue light. OWN! Yeah, probably not...

[edit] O.G.

Yo, fo shizzle my wizzle, Im straight wigga, straight outta compton. Tha O.G., ya'll can't stand this thang, listnin to tha words of O.G.s like Eminem and tha Dr.Dre. Hard to tha Core, G. You ain't frontin a G, cause tha gats pop and ya drop. I ain't fake, I live an tha ghetto in tha eastern block and Im importin tha thug gangsta style. Fo sure. Im rollin wit my shiny FUBU and Ruff Ryders gear and hearin tha Gangsta Rap, keepin it real. I ain't fake, Im a straight wigga.

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