User:Uncle J

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This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Uncle J also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

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  • Age: Old enough to know better than to answer a question like this
  • Race: Human
  • Sex: Yes Please
  • Sexual Orientation: I like chicks
  • Religion: I'll believe it when I see it
  • Nationality: Terran
  • Species: Hetero sapiens
  • Political Affliation: Anyone who does not belong to the Republican Party of the United States or the Liberal Party of Canada, two of the most corrupt regimes in the free world.
  • Favourite TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

[edit] Quotes from Uncle J

  • Old enough to drive old enough to be driven (An argument for raising the age of consent to 16 rather than 14)
  • Old enough to get paid, old enough to get laid (Another argument for making the age of consent 16 because you need to be 16 to work in most provinces)
  • Straight until proven gay (a play on innocent until proven guilty)
  • Are you staying at the Rico Suave (Rocco Forte)
  • We've been in Queer all night (cue)
  • I want a fucking Cyrus radio (Sirius)
  • I don't like staying at the Paris Hilton, its too small and there isn't enough ball room
  • Anal sex is shitty
  • He's a biped (short form for bisexual pedophile, a play on words because biped also means two legged animal)

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On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you.

Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
For voting on Jihad My Ride.
"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"
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FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."
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RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.
Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism

"In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME

The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee
for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race.
Thank you for remembering

Image:AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for
UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

Remember:
The Power Is Yours!
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Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

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Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.

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