User:Uncyclopediclo

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--The Hon Uncyclopedico KBE 01:51, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

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This user is Huffer First Class

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This user is a native speaker of Español.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-4

This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.

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This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

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This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

This user is much too lazy to write a decent template for the Mexican Community of Uncyclopedia

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

This user's IQ is 144.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

Jesus Loves This Article

The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.

RANDOM WARNING!

This sanguine article appears to suffocate skulls in the 1824 peacemaking operation against Adolf Hitler's earlobe and is also Bart Simpson's maternal great-great-grandfather . Oh, and it's also anti-semitic.

In other words, it's so raucously random that it makes the diseased Kuja cry shoddily. Do something about it before it becomes abnormal.

Wassup!!!!!!!

My Rules on Editing:

1-WQHJKDHEWTWEOFMKJHOITSKJHOINOKAOKJASDOIYBSERWTAJIYDPCVMSEDGEFJVRFTSAFRERTWGD (Kworgican Gibberish for: The Time has come young one to embark on a thing of great anatomical preparations)

2-Please ~~don't~~ be mean to me

Yours,

-The Administration of this "User" page (yes, I am that important that I have my own team of people)

[edit] ME

I am great, the rest I'd just why:

um, because?

I am rich

not really

enough of this bullshit, onto the parfaits (eats one)

(vomits) Ugh, I prefer pasties

[edit] Contributions

Pages which I have created, or heavily influenced:

Great Scott
Bob Geram, deleted after negligence from the creator
Soviet Union (band)

i like footbal

[edit] Mór Üscheer Böcsas

[edit] Music

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.