User:Under user

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Nominated Writer of the Month

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Under User is out there... somewhere... underground...

I'll find my legacy if it kills someone...

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My anti-christ
(because someone's got to support us!)

“I think, therefore I'm right”

~ Hugo Rune on Under User's philosophy of life

“Im surprised you have friends”

~ Some vandal on Under User

U.U. persists (at present) in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason.

Whatever, U.U. has been around Uncyc for a few months now, and has really settled in. He made a few rewrites, and a couple of whole articles of his very own, but then ran out of inspiration. He now spends a lot of time on VFH, VFD, and Pee Review, telling people how much better their stuff could be if they listened to him. Why he never became a teacher is anyone's guess, frankly.

He also regrets his hasty choice of username, and has been contemplating creating a sockpuppet with a cooler name for some time. If only he could ever think of one.

He's also managed to get 5 of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how. As a result of at this, he's now calling himself SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee. It's clearly going to his head.

SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee has missed out on setting a new UotM record of 4 noms with no win. He is actually kinda gutted about that, while obviously flattered by the votes. Still, vote Heerenveen in May, as he should have won in April!

He's also playwright of the month, which he's more chuffed about - it's probably the only writing award he'll ever have a chance of, and he's comfortable with that.

Holy shit! Some fool has just nommed him WotM. He is, frankly, stunned. There's no way he deserves that, but he'll enjoy having the vote template on his userpage for a month anyway!

Oh, and he's also a poopsmith - anything to help MrN out, although he wishes it had a snazzier title. Still, what's the betting someone either doesn't realise and bans him, or uses it as a good excuse for a comedy ban?

U.U.'s thought for the week: "There aren't enough Bank Holidays in this bloody country."

Reviews he's done

Awards he's been given

Images he's made

1 Under User's stuff what he done
2 Under User really likes these, among others
3 Under Useful Advice
4 Under Userboxes and related stuff
5 Under User's Memory

[edit] Under User's stuff what he done

U.U. ~~wrote~~ mostly re-wrote a bunch of articles. Here they are:

Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw) * Featured!	Shopping List (rw) * Featured!	HowTo:Fuck Off * Featured!
Hyperdrinking (rw) * Featured!	Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (rw) * Featured!	UnScripts:Average Cop * Featured!

The Radio Star Murder (rw)	UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies * Quasi-Featured!	Scraggle (rw)
The Jam (rw)	Simon and Garfunkel (rw)	Load (rw)
The Millennium (rw) New-ish!	Bubble Wrap Actually New!	PE Teacher (rw) New-ish!
	James Brown Actually New!

Eleven articles re-written so far. Mind you, most of those were prompted by one conservation week or another. And four (four! count 'em!) original articles. Nothing can stop him now!

All this probably explains more about him than he'd like you to know.

[edit] Under User really likes these, among others

Read them all, or not. It's your choice. And while humour is subjective, U.U. has never subscribed to subjectivity, and is therefore right: these are funny. So there.

UnScripts: The UnUsual Suspects

Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor

Stereogram

Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!

[edit] Under Useful Advice

U.U. recommends the following as essential information for a healthy and active life. Ignore at your peril.

HowTo:Play Russian Roulette

HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article

HowTo:Be safe with guns

HowTo:Check for Lumps

Plus, of course: HTBFANJS

[edit] Under Userboxes and related stuff

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user has adopted Darthmat.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

2	This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week 2008, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

4	This user rewrote 4 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

This user is a honourific member
of the UnHoly Sisterhood.
He worships Sophia
and so should you, <insert name here>.

This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

CloroxQuest award

This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

[edit] Under User's Memory

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, U.U. provided a good few miles of paving slabs. This section is intended to help him remember useful stuff his senile old mind would otherwise forget.

Articles he's "working on":