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My anti-christ
(because someone's got to support us!)

UU is out there... somewhere... underground...

UU carries this image with him everywhere. Worrying, huh?

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“I think, therefore I'm right”

~ Hugo Rune on Under User's philosophy of life

“Im surprised you have friends”

~ Some vandal on Under User

“WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GRAWP? GIANT DICK MAKE UNDER USER HAVE HUGE ORGASMS. WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE USER HAPPY.”

~ A different vandal on Under User

#116

UU persists in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason.

Whatever, UU has been around Uncyc for over a year now, and is part of the furniture. A bean bag, possibly.
He made a bunch of rewrites, a collab or so, and a few whole articles of his very own.
He now spends a lot of time on VFH, VFD, and Pee Review, telling people how much better their stuff could be if they listened to him.
Why he never became a teacher is anyone's guess, frankly. He's also a poopsmith - it's exactly as much fun as it sounds.

He will always regret his hasty choice of username, but what the hell.

He's also managed to get a few of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how - but it didn't include much whoring, and he's kinda proud of that.
And somehow he got voted WotM. Seriously.

UU's quote of the day: "fuck me LOL niggers - Noobina PussyPillow" - From You mom

UU's film of the week: The Godfather (Coppola Restoration version).

UU looks nothing like this when he crawls out from the manhole

Oh look, it's Uncle UU's really bad lyric of the moment box!

In the sun, the rain, the snow. Love is lovely, let it grow - Eric Clapton

Review whoring

Awards he's been given

Images he's made

[edit] Under User's stuff what he done

UU ~~wrote~~ mostly re-wrote a bunch of articles. Here they are:

Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw) * Featured!	Shopping List (rw) * Featured!	HowTo:Fuck Off * Featured!
Hyperdrinking (rw) * Featured!	Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (rw) * Featured!	UnScripts:Average Cop * Featured! #1 Article of April 08!
Spontaneous Combustion (rw) *Featured!	UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies *Featured!	Bubble Wrap *Featured!
Fish Puns Featured! (With MrN) =#3 Article of October 08!	HowTo:Be A Supervillain (rw) Featured! PLS Summer '08 1st runner up!* #3 Article of September 08!	Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? *Featured!
	The Millennium (rw) *Featured!

The Radio Star Murder (rw)	Simon and Garfunkel (rw)	Scraggle (rw)
The Jam (rw)	PE Teacher (rw)	Load (rw)
Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (By Prettiestpretty, UU just helped a little)	James Brown (rw)	UnPoetia:Ode To Mrs Amanda McKitterick Ros
	UnNews:Brown To Britain: If You Don't Eat Your Greens, You Get No Dessert

UnSignpost 19 Jun 08 News!	UnSignpost 17 Jul 08‎ News!	UnSignpost 03-ish Nov 08‎ News!
UnSignpost 13 Nov 08 News!	UnSignpost 20 Nov 08 News!	UnSignpost 27 Nov 08 News!
UnSignpost 04 Dec 08 News!	UnSignpost 11 Dec 08 News!	UnSignpost 01 Jan 09 News!
User:Under user/Old Cajek Country Not a real article, but he likes it!

Fifteen articles re-written so far. Mind you, most of those were prompted by one conservation week or another. And six (six! count 'em!) original articles (one co-written with MrN). Plus one UnPoem, nine UnSignposts, one article written by Prettiestpretty that he helped with and one UnNews. And one thing he whipped up to take the piss out of Cajek. Nothing can stop him now!

All this probably explains more about him than he'd like you to know.

[edit] Under User really likes these, among others

Read them all, or not. It's your choice. And while humour is subjective, UU has never subscribed to subjectivity, and is therefore right: these are funny. So there.

HowTo:Start a Religion

Edvard Munch

Hot indiscriminate sex by

Campaign Leaflet by

[edit] Under Useful Advice

UU recommends the following as essential information for a healthy and active life. Ignore at your peril.

HowTo:Play Russian Roulette by

HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article

HowTo:Be safe with guns by

HowTo:Check for Lumps by

Plus, of course: HTBFANJS

[edit] Under Userboxes and related stuff

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user has been
blocked a thundering 9 times.

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1 year, 6 months and 3 days.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Mrmonkey72.

This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

2	This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week 2008, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

4	This user rewrote 4 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

CloroxQuest award

This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

[edit] Under User's Memory

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, UU provided a good few miles of paving slabs. This section is intended to help him remember useful stuff his senile old mind would otherwise forget.

He's also looking after the HowTo main page along with YTTE. And he now looks after the UnBooks main page with Orian.

Articles he's "working on":

His ideas dump.
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-01-09‎‎

Other stuff he uses:

{{User:Under user/book review}} - His review booking tag.

Shit to pop on VFD when it's low

He really should do a couple more rewrites:

Category:Rewrite

And keep a closer eye on Category:Users needing help.

And a couple of handy special pages:

Special:Prefixindex
Special:Lonelypages