User:Under user
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My anti-christ
(because someone's got to support us!)
“I think, therefore I'm rightâ€
~ Hugo Rune on Under User's philosophy of life
“Im surprised you have friendsâ€
~ Some vandal on Under User
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U.U. persists (at present) in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason. Whatever, U.U. has been around Uncyc for a few months now, and has really settled in. He made a few rewrites, and a couple of whole articles of his very own, but then ran out of inspiration. He now spends a lot of time on VFH, VFD, and Pee Review, telling people how much better their stuff could be if they listened to him. Why he never became a teacher is anyone's guess, frankly. He also regrets his hasty choice of username, and has been contemplating creating a sockpuppet with a cooler name for some time. If only he could ever think of one. He's also managed to get 5 of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how. As a result of at this, he's now calling himself SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee. It's clearly going to his head. SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee has missed out on setting a new UotM record of 4 noms with no win. He is actually kinda gutted about that, while obviously flattered by the votes. Still, vote Heerenveen in May, as he should have won in April! He's also playwright of the month, which he's more chuffed about - it's probably the only writing award he'll ever have a chance of, and he's comfortable with that. Holy shit! Some fool has just nommed him WotM. He is, frankly, stunned. There's no way he deserves that, but he'll enjoy having the vote template on his userpage for a month anyway! Oh, and he's also a poopsmith - anything to help MrN out, although he wishes it had a snazzier title. Still, what's the betting someone either doesn't realise and bans him, or uses it as a good excuse for a comedy ban? U.U.'s thought for the week: "There aren't enough Bank Holidays in this bloody country." |
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[edit] Under User's stuff what he done
U.U. wrote mostly re-wrote a bunch of articles. Here they are:
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Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw) * Featured! |
Shopping List (rw) * Featured! |
HowTo:Fuck Off * Featured! |
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Hyperdrinking (rw) * Featured! |
Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (rw) * Featured! |
UnScripts:Average Cop * Featured! |
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UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies * Quasi-Featured! |
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The Millennium (rw) New-ish! |
Bubble Wrap Actually New! |
PE Teacher (rw) New-ish! |
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James Brown Actually New! |
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Eleven articles re-written so far. Mind you, most of those were prompted by one conservation week or another. And four (four! count 'em!) original articles. Nothing can stop him now!
All this probably explains more about him than he'd like you to know.
[edit] Under User really likes these, among others
Read them all, or not. It's your choice. And while humour is subjective, U.U. has never subscribed to subjectivity, and is therefore right: these are funny. So there.
[edit] Under Useful Advice
U.U. recommends the following as essential information for a healthy and active life. Ignore at your peril.
Plus, of course: HTBFANJS
[edit] Under Userboxes and related stuff
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[edit] Under User's Memory
If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, U.U. provided a good few miles of paving slabs. This section is intended to help him remember useful stuff his senile old mind would otherwise forget.
Articles he's "working on":
- The Millennium: been reviewed here. He now needs to take the suggestions on board.
Articles he's thinking about working on:
Other stuff he uses:
{{User:Under user/book review}} - His review booking tag.
Shit to pop on VFD when it's low
He really should do a couple more rewrites:
And a couple of handy special pages:
Recent changes (registered users only)
Special:Prefixindex
Special:Lonelypages


