User:Under user
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My anti-christ
(because someone's got to support us!)
“I think, therefore I'm right”
~ Hugo Rune on Under User's philosophy of life
“Im surprised you have friends”
~ Some vandal on Under User
“WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GRAWP? GIANT DICK MAKE UNDER USER HAVE HUGE ORGASMS. WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE USER HAPPY.”
~ A different vandal on Under User
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UU persists in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason. Whatever, UU has been around Uncyc for over a year now, and is part of the furniture. A bean bag, possibly. He will always regret his hasty choice of username, but what the hell. He's also managed to get a few of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how - but it didn't include much whoring, and he's kinda proud of that. UU's quote of the day: "fuck me LOL niggers - Noobina PussyPillow" - From You mom UU's film of the week: The Godfather (Coppola Restoration version). |
Oh look, it's Uncle UU's really bad lyric of the moment box!
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[edit] Under User's stuff what he done
UU wrote mostly re-wrote a bunch of articles. Here they are:
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Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw) * Featured! |
Shopping List (rw) * Featured! |
HowTo:Fuck Off * Featured! |
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Hyperdrinking (rw) * Featured! |
UnScripts:Average Cop * Featured! |
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Spontaneous Combustion (rw) *Featured! |
UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies *Featured! |
Bubble Wrap *Featured! |
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HowTo:Be A Supervillain (rw) *Featured! |
Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? *Featured! |
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The Millennium (rw) *Featured! |
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Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? |
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UnNews:Brown To Britain: If You Don't Eat Your Greens, You Get No Dessert |
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UnSignpost 19 Jun 08 News! |
UnSignpost 17 Jul 08 News! | UnSignpost 03-ish Nov 08 News! |
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UnSignpost 13 Nov 08 News! |
UnSignpost 20 Nov 08 News! |
UnSignpost 27 Nov 08 News! |
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UnSignpost 04 Dec 08 News! |
UnSignpost 11 Dec 08 News! |
UnSignpost 01 Jan 09 News! |
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User:Under user/Old Cajek Country Not a real article, but he likes it! |
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Fifteen articles re-written so far. Mind you, most of those were prompted by one conservation week or another. And six (six! count 'em!) original articles (one co-written with MrN). Plus one UnPoem, nine UnSignposts, one article written by Prettiestpretty that he helped with and one UnNews. And one thing he whipped up to take the piss out of Cajek. Nothing can stop him now!
All this probably explains more about him than he'd like you to know.
[edit] Under User really likes these, among others
Read them all, or not. It's your choice. And while humour is subjective, UU has never subscribed to subjectivity, and is therefore right: these are funny. So there.
[edit] Under Useful Advice
UU recommends the following as essential information for a healthy and active life. Ignore at your peril.
Plus, of course: HTBFANJS
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[edit] Under User's Memory
If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, UU provided a good few miles of paving slabs. This section is intended to help him remember useful stuff his senile old mind would otherwise forget.
He's also looking after the HowTo main page along with YTTE. And he now looks after the UnBooks main page with Orian.
Articles he's "working on":
His ideas dump.
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-01-09
Other stuff he uses:
{{User:Under user/book review}} - His review booking tag.
Shit to pop on VFD when it's low
He really should do a couple more rewrites:
And keep a closer eye on Category:Users needing help.
And a couple of handy special pages:



