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and knows how to spell.
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♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

2	This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week 2008, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

4	This user rewrote 4 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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