User:Unknown user

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The userpage of the REAL U.U. Click here to annoy me!

"I'll log on when I feel like it..."

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User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

16.5 This user has written 16.5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user has been adopted by TheLedBalloon.

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. (Users requesting adoption)

This user plays the saxophone just so they can replace 'sex' with 'sax' in conversations.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

MEH This user redefines lazy.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user should not be trusted.

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

This user fears the clowns.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

Contents 1 My Life Story for those who want to hear it 2 My Articles 2.1 Existing Articles 2.2 Work in Progress 2.3 Conceptual Articles 3 Awards 4 Templates

[edit] My Life Story for those who want to hear it

Hi, this is the userpage of the one and only the better one of the two U.U.

Well, I started back in June of '07 and wrote my first article, Pancake, under a ironic username. Thanks to the irony, I was forced to go undercover after I was banned for ironic vanity and created the most cleverest username, Unknown_user. But little was accomplished until I got adopted by some balloon guy who's into zeppelin and turned my life around, even though he didn't have to do a thing. Soon after, I was writing "decent" articles, and I got my first feature the day after Christmas. So far I am busy with school and work, but will occasionally drop by to throw a few lines down or piss on some articles, or mess around with some custom templates. So...yup, dats my story. Check out my works and non-working works below or send me a message!

-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

[edit] My Articles

[edit] Existing Articles

These are the proverbial "done ones" when it comes to article writing. Ask me if you feel you must rewrite, so that I can be of your assistance

1. Pancake -My very first article; started (ironically) by my accidental sock, The Flying Flapjack.
2. No Vowels -huffed once, hacked up, may be huffed again
3. Cluck! -Huffed once, hacked up, may be huffed again
4. HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica -not my best work, but did ok on pee
5. Anti aircraft gun -if you think this is crap, check out the original
6. Marching band -I didn't start it, but did some major rewrites for it. Greatest sport ever (GO STMB!!! 2nd place TOB ACC Group II and Chapter VI Group II champions)
7. Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet -best article I have wrote so far, may get nom for VFH. No thanks to Cajek for help writing this. FEATURED!
8. Why?:Give Up -Taken from Cajeks userpage, since he decided not to bother writing a potentially great article. is an asshole for agreeing to do a co-op and going ahead and writing the entire article, without leaving me any scraps. FEATURED!
9. HowTo:Make things more complicated than they already are -Taken off of Cajek's list, done with Cajek

[edit] Work in Progress

Progress? What's that? This is where probably most of my articles will end up due to my laziness, where good ideas remain unrealized. Just like Iraq, progress is being made here every day. Eh, these will never get done.

1. Why?:Is my house on fire--From Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
2. HowTo:Study for a Test -Original Idea, Cajek suggested some ideas, and wants the article to thrive, but he is NOT officially taking any credit for its success
3. Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave--You know where I got this idea...
4. Uncyclopedia:The Game -The original was pointless, so I decided I'd make this one even more pointless
5. HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia --Theres No Escape...

[edit] Conceptual Articles

This is a list of articles I would like to write, but don't have time to do Bold ones are ones that I feel are good ideas. Feel free to work on any of them as long as you ask me

1. The Academy Is...
2. Ron Popeil
3. Machine gun
4. Hard drive
5. Arch
6. Why?:Wait--Touch this Cajek and DIE. You may help me with this one now
7. Why?:Lick Frozen Poles
8. HowTo:Set your House on Fire
9. Why?:God
10. Why?:Does This Keep Happening To Me--I like this one a lot
11. Why?:Keep Trying--Sorry Cajek, but can I do this one since you got Why?:Give Up? --Yep, but could you tell me on my ideas page? I like to keep track.
12. HowTo:Play the Saxophone--It's not as easy as you think
13. HowTo:Be Vague
14. Why?:Sleep with the fishes
15. HowTo:Be a Psychopath
16. HowTo:Stop asking dumb questions

I'll add more as I think them up

[edit] Awards

I have not nearly enough awards. Please have a soul and give me more

Featured Article: Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

This User Is Better Than You Give up now.

[edit] Templates

Look at all these templates I made...

• Unknown_user/sig
• Unknown_user/sig2
• User:Unknown_user/Shocking
• User:Unknown_user/NewYears
• Template:Fix Buffalo Bill
• User:Unknown_user/christmas
• User:Unknown_user/christmas2
• User:Unknown user/randomsig-this could get me in trouble with some people...

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