User:User0/You
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- Hey you! Yeah, that's right. You were looking for me!
“ ”
~ Oscar Wilde on you
- Heh. I wouldn't be so worried. According to Uncyclopedia, I'm up and alive.
- Heh. I woudlnt' be so worried. You won't be quoted mercilessly after you die.
- You woudln't dare to vandalize your own article, would you?
“'”
~ Captain Sarcasm on you
- Yeah, you sure know about yourself.
- Yeah, like they care about you.
| You. |
A statement that echos in your ears. This article is about you. Not him, not her, not your mom. Of all 23,475 articles on Uncyclopedia, this one (no, not that one) is about you. Don't you feel special? Don't you just want to scream out for joy? Yes, of course you do, but don't, really. After all, this article is about you. Your beliefs, your talents, your failures, your darkest moments, your goals, your achievements, your favourite foods, your favourite colours, your contributions... Yes, you are reading an article about yourself.
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[edit] You are here
~ you
So yeah. What do you want to know? No-no, don't hurt your head. Um-hmm. OK, hold-on. Let's just start a new subheading here.
“In Soviet Russia, ____ YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on you
- article writes
- character builds
- mirror mirrors
- we love
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[edit] Milestones
You sure have completed a lot of things. A few of them, not so good. But, wow! You do have quite a few notable remarks about your life. The notable achievements of your life is listed in this photoalbum-like chart:
| Photo | Description |
|---|---|
 | Your birth
The very first milestone (or kilometre-rock if you prefer) of your life. |
| image | title |
[edit] Your death
Oh my. This article already has a section about your death. Ha-ha! You seem to die on 2034. Ouch, doesn't seem long. But don't despair! You'll realize that you accomplished quite a few things. Remember that time you couldn't do that seemingly impossible thing? Think hard.
Yes, you accomplished the greatest task that every human being dreams of.
