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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

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Contents 1 This is about me 2 Pages I created 3 Templates I created 4 People 4.1 Friends 4.2 Enemies 5 Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)

[edit] This is about me

In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!

[edit] Pages I created

• Tony La Russa
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball
• John Elway
• Jackson's Adventure
• Dan Kolb
• Animaniacs
• Tennessee Williams

[edit] Templates I created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.

[edit] People

Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.

[edit] Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• Somebody I can't think of a name, insert name here
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

[edit] Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

[edit] Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a one year, $600,000 contract. Signed second baseman Simon Belmont to a four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder The Blank to a three year, eleventy billion dollar contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a lifetime contract. Signed Marc Bulger to a $5 contract.

Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

This article is complete, irredeemable communist. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and stretches at the toenail. If you attempt to lather this, you will most rudely affiliate Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will vitiate your tong!!!!!!