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Facts about me

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some ASSHAT swears randomly appear. The swears change every FROG'S FAT ASS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very CUNT much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

Contents 1 This is RAPE about me 2 Pages I SHITFUCKER created 3 Templates I YOU WANKER created 4 People 4.1 JACK OFF Friends 4.2 EMO Enemies 5 MOCKIE Quotes 6 Sports Teams (that most don't even POMMIE exist)

[edit] This is RAPE about me

In real life, I am a BONER 18-year old OH SHI– high school DOUCHE graduate. I JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK did manage to get on CUNT Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no TRANNY reason. Same with that NIPPLES Oprah.

[edit] Pages I SHITFUCKER created

• Tony La Russa - needs a ASS image of La Russa's MASTURBATION head on Darth Vader's TWO-INCH PENIS body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost DAMN IT complete
• John Elway - SHITHEAD halfway PISS ARTIST finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am RAT'S ASS with this WANK page
• Dan Kolb - very DAMN incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am CAPTAIN CRUNCH so far MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS finished with this PEEPEE page
• Tennessee Williams - still TAMPON IN MY ASS needs some FEWMETS work on it.

[edit] Templates I YOU WANKER created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly FUCKING A expanding. Even SHIT LIKE A HORSE more will YOUR MOM come when I NI have the ASSHOLE patience and FUCKING A time to BORDER HOPPER make more HELL loony and FUCKTARD non-factual NATALIE O'HALLORAN pages. This is so PISS hard to do.

[edit] People

Here are my JACKASS friends and DIPSHIT enemies I NIGGER made in my 18 BIRD IN THE HOUSE years when I was SCUMBAG alive.

[edit] JACK OFF Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GRIS heard me you JACKASS SHIT!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

[edit] EMO Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

[edit] MOCKIE Quotes

From CHRISTHUMPER Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GOD DAMMIT Mack talking to Lefty FUCK NUGGET Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a iPODS, Robert."

[edit] Sports Teams (that most don't even POMMIE exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a FUCK one year, $600,000 TACO contract. Signed HELL second baseman Simon Belmont to a WANK four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a TWISTY VAGINA three year, eleventy BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a CUNNILINGUS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a PISS $5 contract, you GOATSE.

Note: none of these PORCUPINE'S BALLS players are HONKY factual, except Your mom, who I MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM seems like I SHITHEAD didn't get I WILL KILL YOU! Mr. T's seal of JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)