User:Villahj Ideeut/UNATO

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[edit] Uncyclopedians Against Tyrannical Opression

Protecting the People. Securing the Nation. Killing the Communists.


About the Agency
The Agency was founded in 2007 by President George Bush as part of the ongoing War on Terra. Originally conceived by former president Ronald Reagan for the purpose of protecting democracy by killing the communists, President George Bush finally proposed the agency's initiation in 2005, and, in 2006, extended the proposal to include killing terrorists as well as communists. Furthermore, the United States Patriot Act, when passed, declared that all patriots would support the agency in its efforts. To this day, the agency continues to monitor serve the Uncyclopedia public by helping to liberate the brainwashed so-called proletariat and preventing terrorism.
Members of the Agency

[edit] Parliament

[edit] Filled Chairs

[edit] Unfilled Chairs

[edit] House of Representatives

[edit] Committee Chairs

  • Representative Major of Counterterrorism Initiatives Codeine
  • Representative Major of (un)Intelligence Leoispotter
[edit] Unfilled Positions
  • Representative Major of the Proletariat Reeducation Initiative

[edit] Representatives

[edit] Free Men (Supporters, Prospective Members)

[edit] Votes for election to Representative status

The House nominates and votes on election. A simple majority must be reached before a decision is made. Committee chair votes count for 1.5, representative votes for 1. Veto power exists for under a 2/3rds majority, but anyone who exercises it is a whiny little bastard that should shut the hell up.

Requests for Citizenship

[edit] Those Seeking Visas

I HATE Communism! Let me join!(please) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png 21:51, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Visa granted. Pending election to "Representative (minor)" status. -- Baron Village IdiotCUN Free Speech 22:23, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm looking at Representative Major of the Proletariat Reeducation Initiative (Codename: Operation Prole Freedom). Maybe there would be a vote? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png 01:05, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join UNATO, in the Marine Corps, if possible. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 22:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

This is a great idea. I'd be glad to be involved plzkthx. 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.math

I'm resigning. No, i'm not going to become a commie, I just don't want to be involved in this pseudo-Cold War argument anymore. Sure, i'm still a freedom-loving American, and I want Communism to fall forever, but frankly, we aren't DOING anything, while THEY're recruiting proles. Also, I could use some extra sig space. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png 17:02, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

I hate commies. They're Russian. Russia h8s Estonia. I'm Estonian. Damn, those commies are confusing. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 13:26, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

This looks diabolic and evil...I want in--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 18:46, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Hate UNSOC. Wish to join, hopefully in Navy. Evil Pi 21:45, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Current Agenda
  • In order to further our counter-terrorist initiatives, members of UNATO are being asked to propose and vote on research on new tools that should be created to aid in the Prevention and Obstruction of terrorism. Your Baron of Democracy will create from among this list what is deemed to be the most wanted tool. Vote here.
  • We are also looking for members to support the counter terrorist division. Previous religious crusade experience prefered.
  • New Nuclear initiative underway. UNATO is now securing Nuclear-grade materials for "peace purposes".
Currently Wanted Suspects
  • "Premier" Jacques -- Wanted for grand larceny, conspiracy to end democracy, crimes against humanity.
  • "Premier" Tom Mayfair -- Wanted for crimes against humanity. Wanted for Geneva Convention violations. Also vandalizes this page, if only to brainwash us.
  • Lt. High Gen Grue -- Leader of the UNSOC gestapo. Known to violently suppress free speech. Wanted for numerous hate crimes and attempted blackmail.. Should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. Communist revisionist; when asked, denies all ties to the socialist party.
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