User:Vosnul
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“Vosnul takes Uncyclopedia far too seriously”
~ Vosnul on Vosnul
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[edit] Vosnul, But some call him ... Vosnul
Likes:
- Brushed metal
- Collection lifetime bans for gameservers
- Misbehaving in expensive restaurants
Dislikes:
- People
- Line dancing
- Polka music
- Humour
- Dutch people
- Morrissey The vegan twat from that island.
| This user is nominated for the HallBugs 2007 Academy Award. You can go vote for him/her at User:Gert5/hallbugs.
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[edit] The new messiah ?
Not very likely, But well educated in subjects like :
- Butterfly
- Erwin Schrödinger
- the substance of talent
- Tom Hanks
- The properties of shit and bullshit
- The ins and outs of the ReliRelic Community
- The number Myriad
- Solopsism The true Solipsism
- The raw power of the magical biostabiel
- the placebo effect
- being unbias
- John Miles
- Fast Multi Religion Switching
- Tweakers and how much those fake geeks/nurds suck.
- The life and history of Layman.
- Being one of 3 people who bought a zune ( but gave it to a wino ) ( thats The Social )
- Teaching you infidels how to Find God
- Primary researcher of the Dead c scrolls.
- Death row is one of his favorite hobbies.
- hurting your eyes with articles like Classic homecomputer games.
- teaching you how to divide by zero
- Our god and savior Richard Dawkins
- Playing a dead slave in the movie Roman History X
- A howto on writing like tom clancy
- The evil and joy that is Rapefruit.
- The horrid uselessness that is Shareware
- The life and times of Judas Eukaryote.
[edit] Stuff that I graced with my presents , only briefly
- The Obvious Truth About Kangarooz ( apparently ! )
- Mr. T
- The Cranberries
- Soccer
- HowTo: Learn Guitar
- Physics
- The copyright and patent infringements by Hello World
- The uses for guns
And a myriad of other small tweaks.
- god . My bitch.
- # 49. the Daft 750 Variomatic on Worst 100 Cars of All-Time
And many many more super interesting factoids.
Vosnul is also guilty for attempting to set a new quote meme across Uncyclopedia involving Slashdots CmdrTaco. He will be be punished for this cowardly act later.
[edit] Ideas and silly thoughts
- Early renaissance Hawaian literature
- Empericly determining the shandrashakar limit by trial and error.
- The amazing adventures of Captain Saicin and Dr Pepper.
- Articless - Writing articles without articles
[edit] UnNews
Award_for_Dutch_Entertainment_Industries_Watchdog
[edit] Work in progress, or not
taking the process of building un userspace to a whole other level ( and never releasing anything anymore )
- user:vosnul/SCO totaly closed linux
- user:vosnul/Bill & Melinda Foundation
- user:vosnul/Bruce Payne
- user:vosnul/Matter of Fact
- user:vosnul/Less is More
- user:vosnul/Infinite banana
- user:vosnul/Honorary decorations for fucktarts
- user:vosnul/Not Even Close
- user:vosnul/Ambitheism
- user:vosnul/Filet Americain
- user:vosnul/Third life
- user:vosnul/Ateamology
- user:vosnul/Dogma
- user:vosnul/Antiskeptics
- user:vosnul/Wheeler Dealers
- user:vosnul/OOXML
- user:vosnul/MS Offense
- user:vosnul/The Cruelest joke in history
- user:vosnul/Moshi Moshi
- user:vosnul/Meatbeer
- user:vosnul/sham
- user:vosnul/Future Weapons ( with Richard Machowicz )
- user:vosnul/Business Software Alliance
- user:vosnul/Free Time
- user:vosnul/Giant Coins
In the screen series, for the article about screens.
- User:Vosnul/psoda - The pink screen of digital affection
- User:Vosnul/gsoel - The Green screen of environmental lefticism
- User:Vosnul/wcol - The cyan screen of life
- User:Vosnul/rssob - The random screen of states of being
- User:Vosnul/ysoc - The Yellow screen of cowardry
- User:Vosnul/BSODM - The black screen of deathmetal
[edit] work in progress (AGAIN)
- User:Vosnul/Zune - The horrible ugly piece of MS shit mp3 player.
[edit] Stuff that got huffed , but mostly with a good enough reason
- Ohm was killed. Though it was funny It probably was to short and too startrekkie.
- Franky goes to Hollywood, Ahh. what the hell, kids nowadays, don't remember the 80's
[edit] Controversy
Vosnul has been accussed of hating, Microsoft, religion, yanks, people and kittens. This is not true, he adores kittens.
Vosnul also has been accused of the fact that his vote that was the opposite of another vote canceled this other vote out. This is , in fact, true, and the basis of every fucking voting system. Nevertheless, Vosnul was banned for 1 day and used his newly found freedom to clean up his room.
[edit] Awards
Owww. sob sob .. CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. This is the happiest day in my life, I can't thank you people enough. And I'd like to thank my parents who raised me without any television restrictions that messed up my brain so that I can help Uncyclopedia. And thank you to all of my friends!!. You two rock!! Doggy and Cat !..
I Award myself a cookie , because placebo got vandalized by a fan. A first for me !.
| vosnul has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
| Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Great article! ~ 16:21, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Articles I like
This stuff made by other low lifers that hang around here is funny, If you disagree you need to start smoking. Look,Ii stoped smoking and these articles ARE still funny, And not much is funny when you stopped smoking.
- Egocentrism
- Attention Deficit Disorder - but LEAVE IT ALONE
- Redundancy
- Bat Fuck Insane
- Dead Nigger Storage
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