User:Vosnul/Matter of Fact
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The matter of Fact, facts, Factoids, factualities, factions are very very important. Facts , in fact , makes up truthiness which in turn is a major component of reality. To understand reality we must grasp the very nature or essence if you will of facts. What is fact ? To understand fact we must understand it's matter.
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[edit] What is the matter of fact
Facts are made up from sub-reality particles with 1 integer spin which enables them to exist in the same quantum state as the other members of it's quantum group, The Causalitons. These particles coexist within a triangle shaped connection. The differences between them dictate if this trinity is a fact or another of these reality building elements called Relations. The 3 known sub reality particles are :
[edit] Truthions
This particle is a true elemental Boolean value. Either it is or it is not. It has nothing to do with cats in boxes and decaying atoms.
[edit] Lions
Yes, I know the name it poorly chosen. In order to prevent you from making the same mistakes as many a person did in the past, I can NOT stress ENOUGH how much Sub reality particles do NOT include fierce predatory felines with massively large claws. MMm, does that mean they do ? Anyway, Lions are the complete opposite of Truthions and cancels out the truthion when true, False that is.
[edit] Religions
This particle is , in fact , a very sneaky bastard. It can act both as a Truthion and a Lion according to this sub reality particles hidden political agenda ( and whether it is an *election year ). "Come on now", you may say, "inanimate particles can not have agenda's, political or otherwise!". Well , normally you would be true, But the religions do not know that.
* The Election Is not a member of the Causalitons, but does provide a environment where Positive lions, Negative truthions and Lion Biased Religions are favored to prevail over other combinations.
[edit] Factionic combination
Although a myriad of weaker combination can form to build factoids the 3 major sets of facts are the following. Within this schematic construction plane for facts the letters T,L and R represent Truthion, Lion and Religion respectively
- Pure fact or faction
T +1
/ \ Positive truthion not canceled out by lion and unbiased religion
/ F \ Equals : death and taxes, or PI == 3.14159265
-1/_____\0
L R
- Lesser fact, falsehood or fiction
T -1
/ \ Positive lion and unbias religion
/ F \ Equals : Santa-clause, Easter-bunny
+1/_____\0
L R
- Utter Bullshit
T -1
/ \ Positive lion and lion bias religion
/ F \ Equals : God, Allah, holy trinities.
+1/_<_<_\1
L R
- Others
The lesser or weak factoids are combination where Pure fact if supported by religion. This does not effect the truthiness or the observed matter of fact but it does make the fact susceptible to misinterpretation or erroneous reading.
Positive truthion with lion biased religion are analog to the *delusion element and cause mental illness.
Both negative or positive lions and truthions , regardless of support by bias religion or not can not exist. These proposed causalitons create paradox and this is not possible since paradoxes can only be constructed from unions ( Not as a matter of fact , but the stuff that this wiki is made from ).
[edit] Factism
Single or small quantities of fact don't do very much by themselves. For facts to propagate or have any significant effect it needs 2 extra attributes added. For any causality field to influence reality it needs both to acquire mass and momentum.
In a fact friendly environment this is easily accomplished. However in environments where, for instance, Election are present it shall be harder to see the facts through the utter bullshit and falsehoods. That being said , it is NOT impossible for the matter of fact or factualities to persist within a fact unfriendly environment.
[edit] Often Fact sustaining or Fact Friendly situations
- Proper schools
- Museum
- libraries
- uncyclopedia
[edit] Mostly Fact diminishing or Fact hostile situations
- churches
- funfairs
- wikipedia
- parliaments
[edit] Ethics and Criticism
Does it matter if we know the matter of facts ? Do we really need to know ? It, in fact , does matter a whole lot. Knowing the matter of facts is , in itself a self explanatory matter of fact. It factually matters.
Some people favor the religion particles bias over the integer value of both the truhion and the lion. This concepts follows the idea that religion and faith in it's prevailing over the other fact inducing particles is a virtue. The claim that not knowing the matter of fact is virtues is a popular idea amongst stupid people.
