User:VyvyanWilde
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Vyvyan Wilde isn't my real name, but I like it. Anyway, around here I try to give back to the site that gives me so much (maintenance, reviewing, etc.) I don't think I do it very well.
I will never create anything dynamic or anything people will talk about. I may one day get an article featured, but only with much disagreement from some users despite very little actual discussion about it. I can be funny and I can be smart, just not very often and never both at the same time. I am a bit pathetic. This used to bother me but I've gotten used to it. I suppose I will leave greatness to others with more ambition.
I am not a very good person, but I try to be kind. Below is a picture I once took. I hope you enjoy it a little and think it's pretty.
Slightly Unimportant!:
- Oompa-Loompas (completely rewritten)
- UnNews: Gaming Addict Killed at Own Computer, Doesn't Notice (completely rewritten)
Relaxing...letting my hair blow in the wind...ah...how nice. Closing my eyes...drifting to sleep....I'll write in the morning...:
- Back in My Day, We Didn't Have All These Homosexuals
- A Day at the Old Folks Home
- Dear John
- Braille twister
........Eventually:
- Pained Expressions
Awful!!:



