User:W2bh/The truth about my company
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A server, the DNS server nonetheless, is contantly bending on her knees and droping network. A script was conjured forward to restart said network interface every two minutes.
[edit] Why did this not work
There would be a considerable delay in loading webpages and youtube.com broke: the kids in the callcenter couldn't load anime videos any more and they got angry. And I mean, REALLY angry. They became a raging mob of socialist stammina. So they couldn't just keep quiet.
Originally, it was thought that, as call center agents are always stoned anyway, they could be staring right at the screen and not notice it. FOR 2 MINUTES. You know, time perception distortion, ¿right?
[edit] What came of it
A guy working for the IT department was keen of these kind of gatherings, and actually smoked himself in a few ocassions. On sen(90) (DEG mode in Casio calculators) of these ocassions, he decided to publish the whole thing as an Uncyclopedia article.
This article was deleted within a minute of being created. It was later restored to the user's userspace when the IT guy asked very nicely to the admin who deleted it.
