User:Walking Contradiction

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This user appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

Don't read this sentence, it is an absolute lie. (The previous statement speaks the truth.)


[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.



This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.




THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Walking Contradiction also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.

(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!





This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.




no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!




This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant








This user doesn't appear to contradict itself. Don't see the discussion on the talk page.
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