User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
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[edit] Birthplace
I learned of hookers and pimps at an early age.
[edit] Early Childhood
Yes.
[edit] College Days
I do not recall.
[edit] Employment
Work in the town with the highest wage for day laborers in the United States, but not a day laborer myself.
[edit] Likes
- TV (that's television, thank you)
- The Colbert Report
- The Simpsons
- Seinfeld
- Reno 911!
- The West Wing (when Aaron Sorkin was writing)
- Donuts
- Why, thank you. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 21:34, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
- devil's food
- devil's food with chocolate icing
- devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies
- devil's food with chocolate icing and chocolate jimmies and a cream-filled center
- Beer
- cold
- warm
- in a can
- in a bottle
- from a keg
- on tap
- back-wash, and cigarette-free
[edit] Dislikes
- reading
- healthy food
- non-alcoholic beverages
[edit] Personality
- Skepitcal
- Inquisitive
- Paranoid
[edit] Message to The World
I have added to other people's uncyclopedia pages, but did so anonymously.
Now I am ready to make my own...I already have a few ideas, but need to work on creating graphical flourishes.
Stay Tuned.
[edit] Uncyclopedia Pages That Have Made Me Pee
I may or may not have contributed to these pages, but they make me pee regardless.
The Great Library of Alexandria
HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush
No Orleans and all related articles
Multiple Online Personality Management
Everything OCD related
Karl Rove's Fourth Reich Spectrum of Islamofascist Fear
Cost schedule for buying the US government
Abu Ghraib and its sister resorts: Hotel California and Guantanamo Bay
UnBooks:1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet
