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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:.
[edit] VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections
I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.
[edit] Baby Weasel
My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel
[edit] Queers of War
My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War
[edit] Lord of the FLies
My first featured article (sort of)
[edit] Userboxes
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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 This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user's IQ is 200.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| UBX
| This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| typo-P
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| MS-P
| This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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This User is too Damn Sexy!
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