User:WesternLotus

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This user is Irish ...to be sure, to be sure. (List of Irish Uncyclopedians) RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666. "This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about." ~ Captain Obvious Captain Obvious BS This userpage is bullshit. This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does. This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it? This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. MEH This user redefines lazy. This user loves pi ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them. enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t. sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm. mor-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .. pl-0 This user does not understand Polish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq. typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

[edit] Achievments

WesternLotus is a notable figure in Irish history and is known for, amongst others;

• Bringing flares back into fashion in the early 90's
• Founding the Scouting Movement
• Getting a free lunch
• Implementing the Irish light rail network, both the Luas and Metro
• A brief stint as a fluffer on the set of "In Diana Jones"
• Curing Cancer (proposed completion date - circa. 2023)
• Catching 'em all
• Writing none of his own artices
• The ability to recite Pi to two decimal places!!
• Building the Yeats wing of the Irish National Art Gallery
• Lying compulsively
• Finding a way to be awarded Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass (See top of page)
• Stalking <insert name here>
• Ghostwriting Oscar Wilde's autobiography "Wilde at heart"
• Being a jack-of-all-trades, yet master of none

[edit] Articles

Major Edits;

1. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

[edit] Things to do

1. Product Placement
2. Roger Ramjet
3. Bertie
4. GAA
5. The Chemical Brothers
6. HowTo:Start a Fire
7. UnBooks:Th Cs f Th Mssng Vwls

If I'm not here right now, leave a message at the tone, or you might try over at www.westernlotus.deviantart.com

This is a vanity page. This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.