User:Whiteside
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[edit] Hi Everyone!
I'm Whiteside, I'm a noob. I have an analogous Wikipedia account, it's the same person behind this very account. I like Uncylopedia because you're actually supposed to write jokes, as opposed to having them deleted by the sand-bot every 12 hours at Wikipedia. I'm particularly fond of jokes requiring knowledge to be funny, although I'll be damned if I know how to write those kind of jokes.
[edit] Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?
- I rewrote Jesus Ocean, with respect towards the initial author's premise, and sort of his style. I think i was bit too considerate towards the anonymous IP, and the article still kinda sucks because of that.
- I sporked San Serriffe from Wikipedia and changed very little, actually.
- I made a Bob Dylan joke of a page for Blood on the Tracks, which isn't as ugly as before.
- I brought Drosophila up to a slightly higher standard by upgrading the mating imagery.
[edit] Awards, userboxes, and random images!
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
| Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!! |
| 1456 | This user has contributed 1456 |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| GOY | This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up. |
| This user loves pi |
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| YECCH! This article is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but it still needs to be fixed. Please make this look like a proper wiki article by adding links, headers, paragraphs, or any other formatting needed (see here for instructions and look at these for examples). If this page is not fixed in 30 days it may become a candidate for deletion. |
