User:WillEditForFood

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Original Ninjastar I awarded myself a Ninjastar because no one else would. –WillEditForFood

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

ao-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer.

bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

eo-0 This user does not understand Esperanto and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.

vg-E This user only speaks Vogon because it was a required course in school.

zh-0 This user does not understand Chinese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

HIIIII !!!! HugZZZZZ !!!!

I'm so happy you are visiting my page! Really!!!!!

[edit] Pages I Originated (at some point)

• Disambiguation (band)
• Twenty bucks I found

[edit] Pages I Didn't Make (but I find amusing)

• Sexual Innuendo
• sdrawkcaB
• Proper Wiki Formatting
• Uncyclopedia is the worst

[edit] Pages I Secretly Want To Destroy

• Main Page
• Game:Page 86
• Special:Random

[edit] Things That Make Life Worth Living

• Bulletted Lists
• Self-reference
• Uncyclopedia
• Wikipedia
• Waffles
• Pie
• Pi
• P

“F--- WillEditForFood.”

~ Pope John Paul II on WillEditForFood