User:WillyFourEyes

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[edit] Welcome!

This page is blank for a reason. I'm not sure whether that reason is I'm too uncreative to make this good, or because I took one too many hadoukens to the head when I was a child.

[edit] ...Except for these

If you want to know all about me, then behold my userboxes, ye mighty, and despair!

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	usb This user likes to use userboxes.
This user is a complete, irredeemable blimp. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deters at the guru.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.