User:Willy on wheels! on wheels!

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Willy on wheels! on wheels

Member of the Order

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

I am teh Willy on Wheels! I enjoy fine dining and long walks on the beach, but most of all I enjoy vandalizing wikipedia. I am currently unemployed. Really?

Random bit of wisdom:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

teh sandboks

Contents 1 Articles 2 4r71(135 3 Re-writes 4 The Willypedia Foundation 5 Secret Identities 6 Awards

[edit] Articles

Snowmen

TriCanada

Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film

Honduras

[edit] 4r71(135

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[edit] Re-writes

Internet police

[edit] The Willypedia Foundation

Our goal this year is $31,337.00 Donate now!

[edit] Secret Identities

shhhhhh!

In the darkness of the night, mild-mannered vandal Willy on wheels! becomes......... KITTY-CHAN!!1!oneeleventy!!11
Fighting the forces of proper english using uber 1337 haxxor skillzzz!!1!!@1onetwo!@!!

[edit] Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:09, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For making helpful contributions to Wikipedia. --Micoolio101 00:47, 30 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

God has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For being awesome -God

Beelzebud has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For a funny name

High General Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ This Cookie is a figment of your imagination.  :D