User:Windrangers
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 | God Thinks this article Epitomizes all the Sins of mankind. Yet, in His infinite Wisdom, God has Foreseen the necessity of Terrible articles like this one, and Will accordingly Tolerate it until Judgement Day. ...you shall all burn in Hell, however. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
- I'm Mike from England. I am an emo,so as such, i am very sad. to cheer me up, please give me ninjastars to attempt suicide with. lol
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| Date of birth: | Lets just say, between 0 and 20 | |
| Place of birth: | Emo-Mart | |
| Nationality: | Emo-English | |
| Known for | Very Sad, Very Bisexual (WTF?) | |
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| Occupation | Marylin Manson's slave | |
| Religion | Grand Church of Foamy | |
| Spouse | single | |
| Children | Mmmmmm... Smells like children | |
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| Foamy Loves This User, and will stab anyone who disagrees in the eye with a really hot french fry. He also respects the user's emo-ness, and offers to help end his life. |
