User:Wonder Mike
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Well I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello.
Except i don't talk to people i don't know and my names not mike.
Yeah...
[edit] ADOPTION UP FOR ADOPTION
You can tell I need adoption because I accidentally made the template go in front of that title over there.
I'd prefer someone who had a clean mattress. Mine has crumbs'n'crap on it.
[edit] I like pie
But cake is better.
