User:Wozzy
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This curative article appears to ruminate kittens in the 2012 revolution against Donkey Kong's cartilage and is also Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's niece . Oh, and it's also unfunny.
In other words, it's so colloquially random that it makes the straight Timmy Turner cry riotously. Do something about it before it becomes dazzling.
I am Wozzy. My idol is Steve Wozniak. I worship Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba(although this is mostly because of Sally),and Jennifer Lopez(yeah, she's mean, but I would give ANYTHING to be her rectal scrub brush). But, most of all, I worship that chick at the bottom, in the last picture. I would TOTALLY hit that. I know, I'm a pervert. But, watcha gonna do?
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| In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run! |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
| This user loves pi |
| This user seriously needs to calm down. |
| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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