User:Xiao Li

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Commander of the Order

User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Xiao Li is an Uncyclopedia user who is unable to think of anything interesting to write here.

I have recently returned from my secret lair, however I may disappear again for extended periods.

I am also known as Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite.

Contents 1 Articles, Images, Templates 1.1 Created 1.2 Large Modifications 1.3 Images 2 Did you know... 3 People I Have Killed in Battle 4 Babel/Userboxes 5 Awards

[edit] Articles, Images, Templates

[edit] Created

Warning: many articles may suck. Not responsible for death or stabbing out of eyes with pen etc. Read at your own risk.

• Tao Te Ching - Vote Now or Die!
• Obscurantism
• Grand Conspiracy - Featured (and translated into Portuguese!)
• Uncyclopedia:Accuracy^{[citation needed]}
• Self-aggrandizement - Vote Now or Die!
• Most Awesome Page Ever - VFH Nominated, Failed
• HowTo:Breathe - VFH Nominated, Failed
• Do Not Read
• WikiHeaven
• Flood
• Real
• The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
• The Babelfish Edition of Uncyclopedia

Templates:

• Template:Taxobox
• Template:International
• Template:Violation
• Template:Nonsense
• Template:Wiki

[edit] Large Modifications

• Potatoe (previously redirect page)
• No
• China
• Logic

[edit] Images

[edit] Did you know...

• ...that world domination is my only dream?
• ...that I am really Napoleon?
• ...that you are reading this?

[edit] People I Have Killed in Battle

• No user, only a user page
• Acid Ammo
• Xiao Li
• The Wheel - It shall plague the world no more!
• User:Kalir - for asking for a choice of weapons.
  • - and again for being slightly inaccurate in his choice of awards.
• User:Ghelae - for insulting the veracity of Grand Conspiracy
• User:Suresh - for being an enemy of the Autistic Master Race
• User:RWG - for abusing the periodic table
• User:Jayrod - for awarding himself the Werehamster Award not once, but three times, in a fit of self-aggrandizement previously unseen by the human eye.
• User:Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite - for his egotism and the fact that he is my sock puppet
• User:67.72.98.46 - for being awesome (also awarded WH and nominated the user for Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year)

Please add your name to the list. I need more people to kill!

[edit] Babel/Userboxes

Uncyclopedia:Babel
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.	re-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Recondite English.	zh-F This user got an F in Chinese and likes their native language better (if they have one).
zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.	cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Cplusplus.	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.	es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.	tlh-P This f****r speaks Klingon heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!	usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a geek.	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

[edit] Awards

Featured Article: Grand Conspiracy This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

I give myself this award, which I have created:

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Xiao Li for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

Fucking DUH!!! This user has stated the obvious.

- for Obvious :) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 10:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

(moved from talk page)

Fucking DUH!!! This user has stated the obvious.

- for stating that Uncyclopedia is inaccurate. I'm sure someone else has noticed, but you went out there and stated it. Applause, good sir. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! _{(yell at me)} 01:24, 3 June 2006 (UTC)