User:Xombi p

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You can't polish a turd... without the new patent-pending "Turd Polish"! Makes any turd look like a diamond!

This user hunts zombies. What have you done with your life?

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] History

I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.

[edit] About Me

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

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MEH This user redefines lazy.	This user is an adventurer.
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gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.	ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
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uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.	vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
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Member of the Order