User:Xylitol

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Article Narrator of the Month March 2007

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Xylitol.

[edit] Welcome to my unnaturally sweet user page.

I'm toothfriendly; you are welcome to talk to me.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant

Commander of the Order

This user is not Polish. Isn't that great?

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user has Candy. Lets get him!

[edit] What I am

A hyper-intelligent sugar-substitute. Half the calories, bitch!

[edit] What I might be doing right now

• --- Making an audio recording
• --- Editing an image
• --- Writing an article (maybe)

[edit] My favorite Uncyclopedian:

<insert name here>. That guy rules!

[edit] Some articles that feature the sexy sound of my voice:

• ---Protect and Survive
• ---Honesty
• ---HowTo:Cut your own head off with a chainsaw
• ---The Porchesian Holocaust