User:YesTimeToEdit

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YTTE's now offering ADOPTION. If you're a noob and you're looking for a nice, warm and friendly household you've come to the right place. YTTE's offering two (2) spaces (only 1 left!) and will let you stay up late to watch TV. Also he'll make you biscuits, sigs, userpages and talkpages! Ask him now on his talkpage!

2,115
(number of times YTTE has tried to ruin Uncyclopedia)

This is YeTiEland, home to the mighty Sir FSt. YTTE. He doth hold a brave and ancient sword of n00b in one hand and in tother he clenches ye olde shield of cow. He hath armour woven with pee and boots made of fire. He doth wear his underpants of steel over his armour and in ye night he bellows out fearful moos. He rips butterflies apart and stamps on ants. How the snails quake before him; how the worms run for fear.

As you can see it is a bit of weird coward with very impractical and unimpressive armour, who is made entirely of lol (at it) and severe mental illness.

YesTimeToRead - Bibliography

Stuff I've Created:

  1. 44/50 This Page Is On Fire
  2. Typing
  3. Apology
  4. 26/50 A Tale Of Two Cities
  5. Preaching
  6. This Page Was Written By A N00b
  7. 39/50 Wikipedia Main Page
  8. 29/50 HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off
  9. UnNews | Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)
  10. UnNews | Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
  11. 38/50 UnNews | Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured) (vfh nominated)
  12. UnNews | UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA
  13. Game | The Blue Screen Of Death
  14. 41/50 Game | Infinite Loop The Game


Templates Created:

  1. Pee review Quote - A Special Quote Template Just For Pee Review
  2. Censored 2 - The Censored Template Without The Censored Category
  3. WikiTag - One Quick Template For Formatting WikiCode Tags
  4. WikiTag2 - The WikiTag Template For WikiCodes That Are Enclosed In < >

Coming Soon:

  1. Game | The Random Game Stage: (Creation)
  2. HowTo:Get A Life Stage: (Idea)
  3. HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: (Planning)(With ☯)

Pee

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

Peeing is a beautiful thing - a very beautiful thing. Also some professional pee-ers earn upwards of a lot of money, which is a plus. This is why I want to do as much peeing and pissing as possible. I personally aim for a 1% toilet thresh-hold - that is, only 1% of my pee is allowed to misfire and enter a toilet. The following is a list of articles I have personally pissed upon or wet myself over (oldest at the bottom, newest at the top):

Whore To Me

WHORE!

Hello! You're expecting to get whored too, right, not to be able to whore to me...? This here section is for whoring yourself gutless to YTTE! Yes, that's because YTTE is highly supportive of whoring! Highly, highly, highly! Anyway if you've got anything you want to whore to YTTE, just add a bullet point and add the link, a comment (if you want) and your signature. If the thing whored to me is worthy of whatever you're asking then...well I'll do it (as long as it's legal).

ALSO: CMC members get SUPER-DUPER AWESOME WHORE powers and should get a faster response (at reasonable times) and a strong bias towards them... Just a bias though.

WHORE!


Awards

Official and Unofficial Uncyclopedia Awards

Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month April 2008
World's Best Friend April 2008

Honours

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Commander of the Order


Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!


Cow Moo Cult Honour - Queen of the Fairies
This user has been awarded the high honour of Queen of the Fairies and has far more wisdom than you can imagine. Did you know that fairies where just hyped up accountants?


Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the honorary rank of Four Stomach, the highest of the high. Therefore he has Cow Moo Power over you.


Image:Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!

Pee Related Awards

Rejoice, YesTimeToEdit! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
(from Cajek for my Object Permanence pee)


BAD DOG!!
Who did that? Did you do that?
Did you PEE on my Stan (country) article!
Now I have to go clean it up!

User Awards

Image:Newcookie.gif VGDictator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Image:Newcookie.gif VGDictator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Image:Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.



YesTimeToSign - My Signature Book!

YesTimeToSign

Now I know, it's a slightly stupid idea, but it's gonna be, erm, fun (as long as there is no kneecap-splitting invovled...) Everyone, feel free to sign below, it'll make my day (ISH). Oh and no time-stamps, please.
SIGN IT

YesTimeToUse-A-Box!

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Mordillo.
This user has adopted Qua.
14 This user has written 14 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Free Newspaper Only Two People Can Edit!
This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.


This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
MEH This user redefines lazy.
DIE ZAC This user FUCKING HATES High School Musical.
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.
This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 months and 16 days.




sn- 666 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where Satan himself will be raped and eaten by them.
AAA! AAAA AAAA AA AAAAA AA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA AA'A AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA. AAAA AAAA AAAAAA!!!
NO This user doesn't care.
This user should not be trusted.
This User recognises the awesomeness of Butters!
Image:SigCommunist.png This user IS Communism
This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of CSS.
MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
sp-N This user is a native speaker of Spanglish.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.

This user is getting addicted to templates!

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page



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Commander of the Order



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