User:Zana Dark

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This ain't your mom's Wikipedia... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... Zana Dark

[edit] So, You're Curious About Me, Huh?

Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!! - Oh, and if you want me to add photos to your article, leave me a comment on my talk page.

The Golden Standard: (measure all articles against these gems)

My Current Assists:

My Previous Diversions:

Jesus stole my girlfriend
UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!
HowTo:Pick Up a Nymphomaniac
HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public .
Sloth .
UnScripts:Secrets of Uranus .
Captain (disambiguation)
Perfect
Bestiality ass
Ninja Pirate rw
Smartass rw
Lesbo .
Marmot .
John Tesh .
Thief .
Cheesus . rw
Purple nurples .
Hippies rw
Tarot rw
Björk . rw
Count Chocula . rw
Cheese . rw
Friedrich Nietzsche . rw
Napolean

[edit] Blue Maven

Name: Kristie Lee
Age: 27 Años
Born: Pen Island
Job: Full-Time Smartass

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user loves pi

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

BS:bs

This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS.

POP

This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981.

joke

This user is a Joke and not a Threat.

This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in his/her control.

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is a pyromaniac.

I adopt UNC editors and train them to become cage fighters.

[edit] More Stuff To Laugh At

My Talk Page
(maybe not so funny)

My Contributions
(completely laughable)

My Sandbox
(current musings...)

¿Que?:

UnBooks:Online Erotica Made Easy
UnBooks:Aliens Stole My 808!
CEX
Can opener
Dirty Sanchez
Frogspawn
Scatomancy
Chick Magnet
Spring Break
- UBOEME! UBASM808! C CO DS F Sc CM SB

Noteworthy Images:

I chop potatoes.	Guilty as charged,	How I long for my homeland...	China club, ah chingy chang
Holy Cheesus!	Gosh!	Scary, I know.	Yep, sums it up...
The best way to start your day...	I LOVE this!!!	GIMME MY MONEY!!!	Seriously!

Random Joke:

A guy's sitting in a bar when an older guy comes in, walks by him, and says, "I fuck your Mom." A few minutes later, the old guy comes up to him and says, "Your Mom sucks my cock." The bartender can't believe it doesn't get a rise out of the young guy. A few minutes later the old guy comes up and says, "I fuck your Mom in her asshole." The younger guy then turns to the older guy and says, "Look, Pop, you're drunk. Go home."

[edit] My Award Collection

WEREHAMSTER Award
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
ZANA DARK IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!</center>

Whirling Star of Vigilance

For making Uncyc a better place within 3 days of your arrival. Good start! –Codeine

Cainad would like you to know that he appreciates your work on The List of the 12 Fundamental Cheeses.

He thinks your improvements to Uncyclopedia are immeasurable.

Unfortunately, he is too cheap to give out cash prizes, so you get this instead.

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Pocketful Of Ninjastars

I award you a pocketful of ninjastars for making over 70 edits to the same page in one day. –Cs1987

Boomerang Enchanted Ninja Star

For Your Noteworthy Display of Useless Contributions, This ninja star, when thrown, will hit the most random and unanticipated of victims. Most likely you, the thrower. –AmericanBastard

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