User:Zana Dark

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This ain't your mom's Wikipedia... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... Zana Dark

[edit] So, You're Curious About Me, Huh?

Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!! - Oh, and if you want me to add photos to your article, leave me a comment on my talk page.

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Name: Kristie Lee
Age: 27 Años
Born: Pen Island
Job: Full-Time Smartass


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.


This user loves pi
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS.
POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981.


joke This user is a Joke and not a Threat.
This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in his/her control.


This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is a pyromaniac.



I adopt UNC editors and train them to become cage fighters.

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My Talk Page
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My Contributions
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My Sandbox
(current musings...)
¿Que?:

UnBooks:Online Erotica Made Easy
UnBooks:Aliens Stole My 808!
CEX
Can opener
Dirty Sanchez
Frogspawn
Scatomancy
Chick Magnet
Spring Break
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User:Zana Dark
A guy's sitting in a bar when an older guy comes in, walks by him, and says, "I fuck your Mom." A few minutes later, the old guy comes up to him and says, "Your Mom sucks my cock." The bartender can't believe it doesn't get a rise out of the young guy. A few minutes later the old guy comes up and says, "I fuck your Mom in her asshole." The younger guy then turns to the older guy and says, "Look, Pop, you're drunk. Go home."
   
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