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This article was started but never finished, coz the guy who was making it suddenly had an urge to look at something naughty. You can help Uncyclopedia by finishing it before you look at something naughty too.

This article is BS.
Quit fucking around and please
add some actual "content" to it.

They've found us! Quick, run! Burn the evidence!

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	This article is better than Rocky Road ice cream! BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.

	v • d • e The Dildos
	Banana \| Cigar \| Dildo \| Dildo of Doom \| Dildo plantation \| Space Dildo \| Penis \| Vibrator \| Wonderful World of Dildo

	v • d • e BACON Products
	BACON \| BACON fat \| BACON Mist \| BACON Shrub \| BACONated Grapefruit \| Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops \| Pork Products \| Pigs \| Canadian BACON
	People Named BACON
	Richard BACON
	All things BACON
	BACON-Men \| BACON's Rebellion \| Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch \| BACON and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 \| Steal the BACON

Ahoy, ye fellow Pirate!

Share in me booty while I comandeered this ship, and life is still black and white!
However, your duty as a pirate is to uphold the law of the theives.

So reprazent, foo... because no one likes an easy lay.

This article is canned cheesus. Beef it up!

Oops! I said it first.
I ain't Ja Mama, I ain't ya Sistah, I ain't ya Grand Mammy neither!
I am Aunt Jemima and I coined that 'ol SOB!!
Fo shizzle my nizzle Snoop Dogg ain't got nothin' on me!

"Aunt Jemima says you can lick my Jemima!!!"

The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
Blue	Brie	Cheddar	Cheesus
Chucky	Cream	Fromunda	Gouda
Holy*	Jarlsberg	Swiss	Velveeta
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
Gourmet	No Gouda*	Whiz
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

v • d • e

People named "Captain"

America - Archer - Arrogant - Beefheart - Britain - Canada - Caveman - Charisma - Cook - Courageous - Crunch - Exaggeration - Feathersword - Falcon - Fishcake - Hook - Jack - Jack Harkness - Jack Sparrow - Janeway - Jesus - Kirk - Lamberton - Marvel - Marvel (other) - Morgan - N - Oblivious - Obvious - Omnipotent - Picard - Planet - Raccoon - Sarcasm - Scarlet - Selfish - Slow - Ultra - Understatement

	v • d • e Divinatory Arts and Artists
	Antropomorphing \| Astrology \| Augury \| Ball gazing \| Clairvoyance \| Dice \| Fortune cookies \| Magic 8-Ball \| Monopoly \| Necromancy \| Negromancy \| Nostradamus \| Numerology \| Palmistry \| Phrenology \| Precognition \| Prophecy \| Psychic \| Scatomancy \| Tarot \| Telepathy \| Wheel of Fortune