User:Zatnik

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Zatnik...

• ...is an undergrad chem student who
• ...doesn't want to interact and
• ...hates user pages but
• ...is inconsistant enough to make one anyway. (Only to avoid actual study.)

[edit] Articles

Zatnik's articles are not stupid, entirely true or entirely false. Unfortunatly they are not particularly funny either. She Isn't sure what this makes them (hypothesis; crap), and for this reason she doesn't intend to write very many.

[edit] List of Articles

Long list, huh? It's lying.

• MiG-25 Foxbat

See?

And if I ever finnish it, it will be under a different name.