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Contents 1 Re: UnNews:They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!! 2 Thanks 3 Please do something about "front page" vandals 4 Irish Duckists Rebel 5 Audio for Fat Chicks outlawed in Japan 6 UOTM 7 Hey, I sound like Kermit the Frog! 8 Kisses and hugs! 9 Recording In Progress 10 Unnews Courts Audio 11 Congratulations, you now have a project named after you 12 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 13 And, just FYI ... 14 Forum:Purposal: new audio "RadicalX" corner 15 I need audio for an Uncyc article 16 New Messages Here 17 Bugger it 18 A job well done 19 Furthermore, Zim rocks 20 Fixing Freewebs and other gumpf 21 RE: Man types on New Years 22 Best of 2006 23 New Article -- This One's an Update! 24 A Reward from the Humbled Master 25 Where I am from!? 26 Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur 27 KAWAIII!!!! 28 Merry Christmas 29 Xmas 30 Yet Another darn late card 31 Thanks! 32 Xmas 32.1 From me 33 Vandal 34 Un-NRVer 35 I've been blocked? 36 Audio question... 36.1 ...by your command 37 UnNews Audio Correspondent 38 Magnificent 39 Quick request 40 My location 41 Thanks 42 Thanks for the awesome audio on UnNews:EON Productions defends controversial casting of eleven year old girl as James Bond 43 Thankyou 44 Award for you 45 Unnews 2nd black hole piece 46 God damn it Zim 47 Quick request 48 UnNews:Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases 49 mp3 problem 50 UnNews:"US not really arrogant or stupid" says State Department official of own free will 51 Zimcast 52 I'm trying 53 On UnNews:Fred Phelps:"God hates straights too" 54 Before you ask 55 What the hell was that? 56 On doing a "hop" 57 What "I would advise speeding up your talking in audio articles a bit" means 58 Great job on that "women are stupid" article 59 Hello! 60 Keep up the good work 61 ZimCasts: The Complete Seasons 62 Thanks for the welcome 63 i took a dump and called it news 64 Thank You Sir! 65 UnNews 66 You can mess with the Main Page, right? 67 hope you don't mind 68 Merry Christmas 69 Aw... 70 NOW I'm going to bitch 71 Huff it 72 Thanks and CHRISTMAS!!!! 73 Thanks. 74 Merry Christmas! 75 Merry Kaizum Me! 76 Ask.. 77 Hawking suit 78 Please continue to remove or flag for removal any material indicative of unamerican activities 79 Well, I dared... 80 arabic uncyclopedia 81 Sorry Sir Zim 82 Whining 83 ICU 84 I'd like to join the UnNews Audio team

Re: UnNews:They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

I think the article might indeed be better for UnTunes. I'll probably move it in a couple of days (in the meantime I've pushed the article's date back a couple of days) unless I've changed my mind. If I feel like doing an audio rendition (I'm not much of a singer but I doubt this would be too hard) I'll probably do it this weekend. John1728 02:13, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for ur message! Asher2032 22:17, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, I'm piggybacking on this because I don't want to make a new message and be all cluttery: Thanks for the holy axe blessing! I just hope the blade was facing up. I like my shoulders, y'know... Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Please do something about "front page" vandals

Zim, several articles that I have written and that others have written that have been posted on Unnews' "front page" have been vandalized. For example, someone changed the spelling of "Florida" to "Forida" in the dateline to "Burger King introduces Bun Burgers" ([1])and, in "Pelosi bill would have Bush cracking the books" ([2]), someone--perhaps the same vandal--changed "Nancy Pelosi" (in "Secretary of State Nancy Pelosi") to "Ron Jeremy" and "American" to "English"). These are not edits, because they are not only unnecessary but they also degrade the humor of the piece or simply look stupid. In the article's text, it is an easy matter to revert to the former version, but I don't know how to correct the text to an article after it has appeared on the "front page," because changing the text of the article per se has no effect on the text on the "front page." Can you help us out by finding a way to prevent this nuisance? It's very annoying. Thanks. 172.190.154.144 04:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)Weebils

Irish Duckists Rebel

Hey thanx for doin me story. Ur a legend man! Hogie506.

Audio for Fat Chicks outlawed in Japan

I rove you. -Paine ^TC 01:24, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:30, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I sound like Kermit the Frog!

So, I tried the audio UnNews thing...don't know how well it worked...would you mind listening to

	UnNews Audio! (file info)
	Listen to this story!

. Oh, and I made a Canadian UnNews Jingle

	UnNews Audio! (file info)
	Listen to this story!

; mostly because I'm quite mad. If I wasn't allowed to, feel free to do a Karate Kid montage, then come after me.--Sir Modusoperandi 05:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Kisses and hugs!

Thanks for the nomination. By the way, if you get the time, take a look at Faggotry. I ran by my brother and his boyfriend and they seemed to like it - but then again, they like asparagus too. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:21, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Recording In Progress

To prevent this happening again:

	This news story is currently being recorded as an audio file by zim instead of Zim.
	Sayeth zim: "Zim... this one's mine biatch!"

I have prepared this template ({{RIP Zim}}:

	This news story is currently being recorded as an audio file by Zim. You lose.
	Sayeth Zim: "Thank you for suffering."

--++++++++[>+++++++++++>+++++++++++++>++++++++++++<<<-]>----.>.---.++++++++.>+.<+++++++.--.>++++++++.<++++++.>----.----.<----.-.++++++.----------.++++++. 23:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Unnews Courts Audio

It was fun as always. And this is what you get when I record at 1am. Btw, start spreading the following:

IN SPACE UNCYCLOPEDIA NO ONE EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM We are proud to announce the dawn of a new project, for all you audio lovers . Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, the place for everyone to scream Now, go MAKE SOME NOISE!!

~ 08:40, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, you now have a project named after you

Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner.
I am, as always, your humble minion. ~

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Well, kind of. The Valencia Grapes article did stay up for a while, but it turns out even Wikipedia reads our UNNews, proving that we are the most popular news on the internet. It's also the reason why it was deleted. I'm sorry you didn't get a chance to read it; it really crushed my heart in the audio when you said you were dissapointed. Just wanted to tell you I know you run a quality fake news program, and I didn't mean to trample all over it with my crappy fake-fake-news. Thanks again for the audio! --Anyone 14:37, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

And, just FYI ...

Your reading of UnNews:Gimp group objects to K-Fed ad was ... perfect. The FYI is heartwarming too - David Gerard 19:36, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Purposal: new audio "RadicalX" corner

Before I create it, I'd like permission to use your name, i.e: Zim_ulators corner.... Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 12:22, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I need audio for an Uncyc article

I have been writing an article about Don LaFontaine, the Movie Trailer Announcer Guy, and I was wondering if you were willing to provide audio for it. I want you to do a baritone movie trailer voice. Here are some examples of the voice:

• Geico commercial with Don
• YouTube video of some dude doing the voice
• Good Morning America segment with Don LaFontaine
• Friday the 13th trailer
• Halloween trailer

I think that's enough. Can't wait to hear the voice! PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 23:52, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Here's what I've written so far for the article, with retrofuture42 adding some extra stuff to it:

I want it to sound like a trailer to an action, horror, thriller, disaster, and/or end-of-the-world movie trailer. I want the background music to sound either horrific or dramatic. I know you can come up with some hilarious audio. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:12, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

New Messages Here

Zim! Good edits on the Devlin page. Because this item has been in the news so much, I'm surprised there aren't more UnNews articles about this guy.

Bugger it

Every time you're in the channel I keep missing you, so I figured it'd be a good place to say hi and ask you how your christmas was, hopefully I'll catch you live eventually though :P --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 13:53, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

A job well done

As you may or may not be aware, yesterday I created my second UnNews. The first one was a pile of crap, of which I am ashamed. This second one I am not so ashamed of. I am, however, very happy with the UnAudio which you made for it. Well, I shant clutter up you beutiful whiteness with anymore of my text, but I will however award you the hight prized Zombieminion.

Zombieminion This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.

So yah, keep up the good work pally. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Furthermore, Zim rocks

Hey Rev, thanks for the "Holidays" blessing. I'm flagellating myself in your honour as we speak. (BTW, I loved your weary sigh at the end of that Mutha Teresa bullshit).

Anyways, I belatedly award you my own festive bollocks, to wit: a pic of a Talking Boony doll. I intend to explain later. Compo1 has one coming to him or her too.

Up ya bum* -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 06:15, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

(*butt)

• Hey Zim, I'm as busy as a one-armed taxi driver with the crabs, so I can't really explain about the Boony doll at the moment, other than to say that David Boon was one of the world's best cricket batsmen of his time, even though he had been known to drink 52 cans of beer (375ml or 12.7oz at 4.9% alcohol/volume) on a flight to London to play said sport at the highest level.

That, along with his moustache and the ability to score huge numbers of runs while being belted all about the head and body with a small, leather-bound cannonball being propelled at 90mph has made him something of a totem of Australian manhood. Actually, it was probably 80% the drinking. Afterm all, there have been cricketers with bigger mos. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:14, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Good work on my random piece of UnNews. Despite not being British you manage to sound like someone who didn't have the faintest clue what the fuck you were talking about. I salute you. --Billsheppard 01:30, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Fixing Freewebs and other gumpf

Just read your message, I'd have replied sooner but I was on holiday in your wonderful country, I'll get right on it, there's probably an e-mail in my Gmail account with a link for me to click, but either way I'll get is sorted --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 19:35, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

RE: Man types on New Years

Don't you have anything better to do than play God on a public-forum free-form humor site? Come on, woman. Like my article being up was hurting anyone? On a serious note, though... sites like this are up to provide people refuge from those legions of conformist tight-ass editing nerds at Wikipedia.... Is there a degree for what you do?

Shittingly,

Mal Contenentia

We have a public-forum free-form humour site? Cool? Actually the Admins and other regular users play God as, as much as we would like to have an open house, it just isn't possible. The site would soon fill up with utter shite and we'd all be wading though it to get to the comedic gold. If an article is removed there's usually a very specific reason as to why, ie its a vanity piece, something to do with some group, website, person that no one has ever heard of, or that sort of thing. Our online University does offer a Degree in Shite Management. Hope that helps. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Best of 2006

Father Zim, long time no text! How yar doing in the halls of Valhalla? I was thinking about creating best articles of 2006 as those rascals in the main namespace doing. What thinks you? Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 08:59, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

New Article -- This One's an Update!

Check it out!

Update: Gerald Ford rises again!

Could you make it of greater prominence on the UnNews Main Page, please?

Thanks!

The Humbled Master 04:13, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

A Reward from the Humbled Master

For you, my leige...

The Humbled Master 00:40, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Where I am from!?

Sorry for taking this long to get back to you, Zim. I am from England. --Danny Himself 21:26, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 18:58, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

KAWAIII!!!!

I HAVE A NEW ENCODER!!!!!, SO BE PREPARD!!!!

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas. This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello, Rev, old friend. Mary Jane sends her seasoned greetings and a pot full of love, which probably won't make it through customs but you know how she can be. Speaking of which, please pass my highest regards and best wellwhishes on to Segway. Anyroads, I'd send you a surprise package of goodies obtained at the local coffee shoppe for placement under the ole christmas tree but after reading the US Postal Code I figured it'd only get you into trouble for being on the receiving end...an besides, I have no address to send it to (as is only proper amongst webby friends, no complaints there). So, I wish you the best of times for the coming yuletide and will pray to my own personal deity (yes I have one - she is sooo cool, a fifteenth century gipsy girl that somehow manages to ignore the fact that she was murdered by the villagers for "being a witch", i can relate to that, i ignore a lot of facts too) imploring a betterment of the troubles you are suffering from. From a small country by the shores of the Northern Sea, all the best! -- di Mario 16:11, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

What to say, er, merry Christmas, or something like that. yeah, that will do, er, thanks.--Sir Silent Penguin "huh, your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 15:53, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Yet Another darn late card

Zimmy, heya, hows stuff, hopefully I can get the mess with my Audio coders out, and once again become prince of Zimia, have a happy monkey -me or whatever it is. :P

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Thanks!

It's like getting a christmas card from the Pope (or Jesus, or both)! I am so honoured! While I lack the comedic talent to create a card of my own, I wish you a Merry Kaizum Me, too. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes!!!! thankees!!!! I am bery honored aswell!!!!!! YAYNESS!!!!! nice to hear from you too!!!!, yes, Merry Kaizum Me to you and all!!! All the bestest wishes! MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Xmas

This holiday season, just remember, Christmas was the result of the usurping of a pagan tradition by Christians for their own selfish purposes, and Jesus was probably born in April.

-- Zaui 23:13, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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Premier Tom Mayfair 22:17, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

Here's to ya, Z-Man! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:36, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Christmas --—Braydie 19:34, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet. However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming. Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Merry whatever Rev! Have a lovely year! -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 22:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Merry Christmas! Have a chocolate microphone... wait, I wondered where that had gone. Damn. Guess that means I'll have to get back to those audios, then... -- 00:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Happy happy happy.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Have a Happy... umm...
	Hinoa wishes you a Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Happy Kwanzaa Happy New Year Feliz Navidad Merry Crimbo Ah, screw it. Happy December. (And the latter half of November, just to be safe.)

—Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [01:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)]

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 01:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:29, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

	NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas
	By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

Aw, you like monkeys too? Thanks for the help and MCHNY. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 17:18, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else.

Merry Christ-Ritual Wintertime Sugar-fairy thingy you people do. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

Vandal

Help me, sir! My userpage is under siege. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 20:09, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Un-NRVer

This guy removed an ICU tag I've placed here. I don't think this is a case for ban patrol, but he needs a word with an admin, I guess. --herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 22:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

I've been blocked?

Hey Zim. I found that my IP address 195.93.21.97 is blocked by Codeine for 'cyber-harrassment', so I can no longer edit anything. I don't know how anybody came to think I am 'cyber-harrassing' them.

Anyway, because I am with AOL, my IP is shared among other AOL users. Perhaps it was somebody else. I have no idea. Could this be resolved?

--Danny Himself 13:07, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Actually, nevermind, as this problem seems to have resolved itself. I'll tell you if the problem comes back.

--Danny Himself 15:42, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Audio question...

Can you do a terrible Hitler impression (think Python's Holy Grail french knights, but german and not knights.)? I'm in the midst of an UnNews story that requires a Hitler that "pops". I don't know if it will ever see the light of day, as I'm not sure whether it's a mildly amusing mashup of modern Neocon and prewar Nazi "spin" or if it's simply a futile exercise in really bad taste that will never see the light of day. The work-in-progress is here (it's my sandbox, so other stuff may come and go). Think it over, no rush, with my "scheduled" UnNews if it gets finished it will either appear next Tuesday, or if I miss that deadline, sometime in January.--Sir Modusoperandi 03:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

...by your command

You asked me to remind you when it was done. Voila - UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war. --Sir Modusoperandi 18:49, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

My hat is off to you, sir. Another fine job on providing audio for an article that wasn't written with audio in mind. And, if it makes you feel any, better, I felt dirty using that word that you avoided, but left it in as appropriate for the era (if anything, I'm sure it would have been a nice word compared to the various similes that they used). Next time I'll right something with soft words that play in nice, happy sentences to give your twisted tongue a rest.--Sir Modusoperandi 22:33, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

...but what was with the chimpanzee?--Sir Modusoperandi 03:24, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews Audio Correspondent

Based on my recent contribution, am I a US correspondent, UK, or something else? (Image:UnNews Britain climate change.mp3)

Thanks! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:32, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Did I do something wrong in my latest UnNews recording? Aside from being so blatantly racist in the article itself? My latest may be almost as bad. Now I'll have muslims and african-americans trying to kill me. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:07, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

It was removed from the list of UnNews audio recording without it falling off the end of the list. I was trying to figure out what controls how they are removed, other than due to age. [3] » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:14, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Magnificent

Zim, that was a masterful reading of "Legitimate Biblical archeologists discover raptor tracks in Jerusalem"; I'd like you to know I enjoyed it immensely. Have a ninjastar!

--Jobot37 23:00, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Quick request

Hi, I'm a little boy with a smooth, creamy voice who also has a microphone. I'd like to start reading the news if that's alright. Is there some kind of process I need to follow or can I just jump right in? I think the whole UnNews Audio thing is just brilliant. love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 01:09, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Cool, thanks. So like I just published my first newscast...does that mean I'm "in"? Should I add my name to the list thingy? love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 21:42, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

I went ahead and posted my first recording and I've started on my second. And yeah I IRC but not here as much as I do elsewhere. I'm not as recognised here yet so I'm not here as much. I can meet you down there...in the #unnews channel I suppose? Oh and I'm American if that's what you're asking. I guess you can put me down as being from "The Nega-Canadia". love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 21:58, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

And I use that Audacity shit you were talking about that I happen to have. (I've also been dabbling in recording DDR music on the side; until I can get a decent keyboard that works it's UnNews Audio for me) And I do write. That one article was mine, as well as the one you just listened to. love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 22:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Shuweet. Also if it's of any note, I happen to be a former pirate cap'n if that applies to my title on the page thing. Either way thanks a lot for the help. love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 22:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

My location

I am from Oregon, the last bastion of sanity--Jobot37 21:47, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

For helping me out with the audio thing Jobot37 22:14, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

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Hey Zimm! Long time no see. I was busy running my legs off in order to add to the landslide election victory my Dutch Socialist Party accomplished last wednesday. You know, party members to kick in the but, subtly threatening store owners if they don't hang up my poster, that kinda stuff. Anyroads, I wrote an Un-news article about the outcome of the election, but it is my very first (notice this: I admit to being a virgin - now does that make it genuine or what). Could you please assign someone to look it over and maybe spruce it up a bit ? Thanking you in advance, -- di Mario 18:24, 25 November 2006 (UTC) Oh by the way, the article is here: [[4]]

Thanks for the awesome audio on UnNews:EON Productions defends controversial casting of eleven year old girl as James Bond

I died laughing when you said "I don't understand what it means either." Great work. I was surprised you recorded it since my longer ones usually don't get recorded, so congratulations on doing one that took more work. --Hrodulf 01:07, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Thankyou

Cheers for letting me into your cult, I will use the Jingle, thankyou. I'll continue to write UnNews articles. God bless you Zim. --—Braydie 00:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Award for you

Seeing as you gave me a blessing, I'll give you an award

Its the "Hardeehar doesn't know how to make new templates," award.

Hardeehar 18:01, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Unnews 2nd black hole piece

Hey rev, first an appology for not stating the obvious that you are the head HEAD chaplain, therefore placed five ranks ABOVE Isra (just make sure you unban me if he read this!) Just wanted to thank you for the audio and to tell you that you actually read a vandaled version....i.e: "BLACK SUNS FOUND IN THE PADDOCK" what the hell is a black sun anyway? It was supposed to be black hole, but some ostrich sodomizer changed it. Well, it's all good and dandy now. -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 09:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

God damn it Zim

Never, and I mean NEVER disappear like that again without leaving a note or something. I was thinking you were abducted by aliens!!! -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 18:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Quick request

There's a link to an UnNews article I moved to a new title because the link wasn't posting right on another website (the :O in UnNews:Osama was being read as a smiley), but because your archive is protected, I can't fix the broken/double redirect. Can you unprotect your talk archive 1 so I can fix the link so it points to the proper page? Thanks, sorry for the inconvenience. --Hrodulf 19:19, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases

Just wanted to mention that your sound recording of the article was a lot funnier than the article was as just text. Not quite sure why, but it was. --Hrodulf 17:53, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

mp3 problem

Umm... I can't use mp3s at the moment because I don't have the plugin. I replied here. Sorry. --