User:ZombieJeff
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| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7. |
| This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| AAAA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| This user fears the clowns. |
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| sub | subliminal! |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| AAAAAAAAA! | AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! |
| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. |
| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. |
| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
| This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. |
| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions! Help! |
| This user is a mutant. |
| This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? |
| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. |
| No user serviceable parts inside. |
| This user is an evil clone of God. |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man! |
| Ubx- Crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run! |
| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
| Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| \m/ | This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies. |
| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| IP | This person's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| sub | subliminal! |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
| 中共 | This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
| JoW | This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. |
| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
 This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
| This user is a geek. |
| This user is cooler than you. |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| UBX | This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes. |
| This user should not be trusted. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| MERC | This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain |
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