User:Zombieninja
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I love to play with your breasts hair
Swlabr, you are a BUTT PIRATE retard. You scanty moron, I hope you castigate on Sonic the Hedgehog's dark toaster. I hate you, you destroying galleon. This is in stark contrast to Tayor, my favorite uncyclopedian by a margin of 84 million electrons.
Fucking DOG SHIT I sanctified that prostitute. Gah, this milk is so verbosely loyal I think I'm going to construct all over the nob. Damned Stephen Hawking and his hideous jungle. I would love to agree the FLYING RAT'S ASS out of that homely thing.
TAMPON IN MY ASS GOOK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAMEL JOCKEY
[edit] Inspirational Speech
Hey, wanna know the most utterly disgusting thing I've ever read? The most horrific thought to ever enter my brain?
<sk8r_grl> If you weren't with Nina and I knew you in real life you'd probably be my boyfriend.
I added grammar to make it slightly less disgusting. There are several things wrong with this. The first is.. ew. The second is, fuck no. The third is how presumptuous it is. She assumes I'd be in favor of such a pairing, when in reality she is the last person I would ever consider. Now, what's this have to do with inspiration? What's the point, you ask? I will tell you the point. In your travels you will meet a lot of fucked up people, and sometimes, they will be fucked up more than once. There are self righteous sadistic bastards who fancy themselves saints and are also so confident in their physical prowess they must think they're Jason Bourne. And they will try to make you love them. Do not give in. Cockslap them across the face if you must, do whatever it takes to get the point across. And remember another thing. People change. For the worse. Who you think is amazing one moment may become as fucked up as the rest of them the next. It only takes a single extremely traumatic long term life altering event. That's not much, you know. Every day a traumatic long term event happens to four hundred kids. And 150 of them also skinned their knees in the park once. Did YOU skin your knees in the park once? I thought so. Now, you're thinking "This still isn't very inspirational". Well, you're right. It doesn't have enough personal experience to be inspirational. So, why don't I add some more? I once knew a girl and thought the world of her. Then, she rode another guys cock, that's srs biznis.
So really, ladies and gentleman, what I am trying to say through this entire speech, is this; Cock, it's serious business.
Thank you.
