User talk:Andorin Kato

Rules and procedures:

1. Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's standard policies.
   1. If you're too lazy to read the policies, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
   2. But seriously, read the Beginner's Guide.

1. If you are here to praise me for my glorious work:
   1. Thank you.
   2. No, really, thank you very much.
   3. Hit my talk page. And since you're already here, good job. You're on your way.
   4. Pick a space at the bottom of the page (or poke that little + next to "edit"), and state your purpose.
      1. == [insert headline here] == - Creates a header that I can use to instantly find your comment(s). Please don't write excessively long headers; if you've got something to tell me, do it in the message, not in the header.
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      5. Archives are as follows: Talk archive 1 Talk archive 2 Archive 3 Archive 4 Cookies,yum!'s shit
2. If you are not a commanding officer, do not remove anything from this page; doing so will get you thwacked over the head with a broom.