User talk:BobBobBob

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BobBobBob's Talk Page is a place where people talk. To BobBobBob. Damn, if you don't get it yet, just shoot yourself, or me, or some random raccoon. Geez.

And I don't care if you add new comments at the top, at the bottom, in the middle, with the little "+" sign, or with your wang. Ok, maybe I'll draw the line at posting comments with your wang. But female posters are invited to use any part of their anatomy they wish.

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1 Yo, i'm a noob and I need some help.
2 Thanks bob
3 LOL sorry
4 Ok, more help
5 Just throwing in a thought
6 Help
7 Just asking...

[edit] Yo, i'm a noob and I need some help.

I've been working on two or three articles. The pics aren't coming out in any of the articles. I put image:the name and then |i copy the pixels from the image and paste them here and then put px and then|thumb|and what ever im going to say.. but it doesnt come out on the article. Any ideas to help?

Step One: Learn the glories of the signature. It's that squiggly-line thingie in the "useless squares" bar above the text entry box. When you clickie it, the skies open and the angels sing. Or, if you're not going to heaven, you see this: --~~~~ That magically turns into the little doodad at the end of this comment. As for your other questions... well, consider this an aptitude test. If you can't get the signature thing, then explaining image uploading and embedding would be like explaining HTML markup to a raccoon. Fun, but not terribly productive. Ok, here come the angels: -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 17:58, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks bob

yeah, even though, you didn't answer my question... because i figured out on my own. i wanted to know what I was doing wrong w/the pics, but i found out. thanks fo recognizing me tho. :) --USMC MOFO 19:24, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

No problemo. Although you still ought to look into that signature thing. It doesn't have to look like mine (goodness knows, it probably shouldn't), but it should at least include some linkage (like what shows up automatically if you do this: --~~~~). But hey, I only wake up like once a year, so what do I know? -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 22:27, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

- I'll try to look into it. Mainy i've been focused on my pages i'm making, but i'm done now, so i'll have time to correct that signature. By the way, if I take off the construction tag, does this mean that my article will stay on the net, and not be deleted? as long as i have followed the rules, of course. The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:BigGunsEnoch

[edit] LOL sorry

ok, i got the message. maybe i should stop making a fool of myself on this talk page. oops! too late. whatever.

It'll be a lot easier, once you start making a fool of yourself on the rest of the site. I've found tequila especially helpful when I want to spread my foolishness with a broader brush. -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 22:06, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Ok, more help

I need somebody to make my page called Powerthirst legal. Like, all my links out of it go to an edit page. Can you check it out?

USMC MOFO 16:23, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Take two UN:RTFMs and call me in the morning. -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:08, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Just throwing in a thought

Hi, I'm just reporting a possible problem on the Asian women page (which is, be warned, basically porn with sarcasm thrown in). The girls in the picture immediately beneath the section 2 header (the "multitasking" picture on the left) look kind of underage. I'm not sure who to take that one to, but UN:HELP led me to a list of admins, and I ended up here.

I don't come by Uncyclopedia often (the burst of effort I put into DuMont being an exception) so I just figured I'd hunt down an admin and leave my concerns with the Authorities.

-Tritefantastic 06:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Yikes! I'm at work, so I'm not touching that link with a 10-foot Ethernet cable. I'll pass the word on to the poor guy whose name seems to show up a lot on the Ban Patrol page. -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 13:45, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Help

Hey, I am a user, and I read the beginner's guide, which said to leave a note for you if I need help w/proofreading. Could you please proofread my articles of Degobah and Degobah Green? And also, can you show me how to find out how to finish the article, so that the images show up, and so that it will be a part of Uncylcopedia? Thanks. --USMC MOFO 19:01, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Um, well, um. I took a quick look, and it looks like the article is up and so are the images. I don't suppose, though, that you realized that it's spelled Dagobah? Jokes are funnier when they're based on teh truth. As for the "Degobah Green", I have no idea -- you say green, but I see red link. -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Just asking...

Does MuseWiki ring a bell? -- REGRETTENENBAUM ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ 05:04, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

It depends on several factors, including how hard you throw it, and how heavy it is. You can throw a feather as hard as you want, but it's probably not going to ring a bell. But take an anvil, and it's sure to make a sound. That might be more of a "crunch" than "ring", though (as any coyote can tell you). um, wtf is a musewiki? -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 14:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Um... never mind then... -- REGRETTENENBAUM ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ 06:22, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Do people without arms ring a bell? ~ Cajek! <14:33, 06 Jul 2008>

That, of course, depends on whether they are installed as the clapper (yes) or the counterweight (no). -- ~~Sir~~ BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 13:53, 7 July 2008 (UTC)