User talk:Boomer

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Teh arkives be at tis plac.

1 Your talkpage's virginity is mine!
2 These are so much sexier

[edit] Your talkpage's virginity is mine!

Yeah, what that guy above said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:51, Jan 24

He always struck me as somewhat of an idiot... Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:52, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Meh, you know level two headlines. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:58, Jan 24

[edit] These are so much sexier

Nahmean? Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:07, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] These are more annoying

For real. --Dexter111344 18:45, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Sooo...

You gonna vote? Or what? And might I suggest that MrN deserves it some distance ahead of Finnius, who is a decent sort, but hasn't done a single review since the 7th, while MrN has made many helpful contributions since then.

Er, not that I'd presume to tell you how to vote, Captain, sir. Particularly with your long and illustrious pee history!

Also: it's currently sunny outside my window, but my browser weather add-on clearly tells me it's cloudy. Who should I believe? I'm so confused... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:46, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Actually, because I am Captain Catheter, I was trying to avoid having to vote. The only person I've ever voted for in RotM was OEJ, and that's because he single-handedly kept Pee Review afloat before any of us even joined. I'll look at the reviews today and tomorrow and base my vote on what I see.

Also, it is clearly cloudy. If there's one thing that Wikipedia's taught me it's that the internet ALWAYS knows more than you do. Similar to how my browser says it's mostly cloudy when in fact it's a beautiful day outside. Well, beautiful by the standards of winter in Colorado. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 18:15, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

There's no surf in Colorado anyway. At least, so Bowling For Soup tell me, and who am I to argue? I've never been there - the closest I got was Nevada, which is, like, just around the corner by US standards, isn't it? It's only a state or two away (there's a song in there somewhere). And it's now bucketing rain and blowing a gale here, which my browser helpfully tells me is "overcast". Ah, the internets, what would I do without them?

Also, Captain Catheter or not, a 3 way tie feels like a cop-out. Let's have a clear winner. Pure, sweet truth in a sea of contemptible lies! /me chants "Mis - Ter - N! Mis - Ter - N!" Hmm... Not the same with Cajek otherwise occupied, is it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 12:52, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry if I wasn't totally clear. I'm voting, but first I'm going to look at the reviews and base my decision on that. Actually, I better hurry and finish.

Also, Bowling for Soup speaks the truth. There is no surf here, though there was snow yesterday. Currently by browser agrees with the real world in that it's partially cloudy. Also, Nevada may be (relatively) close to Colorado, but we're pretty different. For instance, I doubt that the desert got snow yesterday, or that it's 35 degrees outside. However, I can't be arsed to check my assertions so feel free to make me out to be a blathering idiot. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:45, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] /me bursts through Boomsta's monitor and throttles him.

YOU! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! I OUGHTA THROTTLE YOU!!! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:41, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

I would say I'm sorry, but I don't respond well to threats. In fact, I just soiled myself. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:42, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Actually, you're supposed to be crying because your monitor's gone as per IRC. But shatting is also a healthy response. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Eh, I was never a big fan of moniters anyway. Now I can go back to my nice, reliable typewriter. Oh, how I missed you Betty... Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:55, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Uh, excuse me

It's me. ~ Cajek! <-> Feb 6 (00:17)

HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:27, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. I was right here. All along. ~ CekajF.U <insert name here>!B P Feb 6 (00:32) Do people still care about the pee list I made? That's cool. At least I made an impact! Unlike Boomer, who sucks. Flamewar.

YOU GOT SOME KIND OF FUCKING PROBLEM DICKHEAD??:?????//?? ANGRY BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:35, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. That was my evil twin, Cekaj. ~ Cajek! <-> Feb 6 (00:56)

Oh. Well, while you're still Cajek/before your twin returns/if your disorder is magically cured/spoon, there's a discussion about something here, and another one about something else here. Feel free to look at them, and maybe tell me what they're about if you have the time. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 01:04, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Loads of thanks

Though your vote comment was "Eh. For somethingorother", I know in your heart you're just in love with me, so I'll let it slide. You, sir, are quite a helpful user on the site, and I would like to perhaps see you on VFS sometime in the future. It wasn't always like this. I remember, you used to be like most noobs, a noob. But you shaped up, and now I'm saying this to you.

In the meantime, just let my thank-you for your vote should suffice. So, er, yeah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:21, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] TYATU

Hey, Boomsta, Finnius mentioned that you wanted to work on season 3 of TYATU. Want to work on it? I just finished season 2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:31, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Whoa, I didn't know you had it in you!

Cyber Ninjastar

For your fantastical review. –SysRq

Naturally, I'll expect your vote after I fix it up a bit. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 22:51 Mar 26

You'll have to tell me when it's on VFH first. Then you'll have to beg me to vote. Then you'll have to shine my shoes. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 23:29, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

/me appears You reviewed something? I hope you averaged in the miscellaneous column! ~ Cajek! <-> Mar 26 (23:31)

I did as far as you know! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 23:33, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I just self-nommed it after making a few changes. The begging and shoe shining will have to wait until I'm back in my own state and at my own computer, since the hotel people are kicking me off. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 23:34 Mar 26

Fine, but now I expect cookies as well. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 23:37, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

All blessings will come in time. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 23:40 Mar 26

It better not be too long. I have an appointment for a haircut. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 23:42, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Yeah

Happy Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year.
Must suck to be you!

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:15, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh wows, shows I don't come around here often enough. Congrats! (Is all the cake gone?) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 21:55, Apr 3

[edit] Thanks!

Thanks for the promotion Boomer! So, I suppose I don't need to go to med school anymore. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 03:47, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

I suppose not, though now I'm not ever letting you treat me. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:50, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnScripts:To'Romisha

I fixed the two jokes for which you expressed distaste. Is it better or worse? You reckon it's ready for VFH?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Yea, it looks great. Both jokes fit in well the overall feel of the article, and I think it's perfectly ready for VFH. In fact, I really hope it's ready for VFH as it is now on VFH. Yays all around! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:57, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm just not comfortable with Boomer doing reviews. It's just not... Well.. I mean... You think you understand something, and that everything makes sense... and... Boomer is doing reviews??? /me shifts awkwardly in my seat.. I'm a little scared to be honest... Mr N

22:03, Apr 3

I'm so used to Boomer not doing anything that the very image of him sitting at his computer and actually deciding to contribute something is impossible to visualize. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 22:07 Apr 3

The very image of Boomer is impossible to visualise. His kind cannot be recorded on film, you know. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 22:09, Apr 3

Well, sure we could. It would just steal his soul. We just don't, because we don't want it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 22:11 Apr 3

And that, my friends, is how to keep the witch doctors away. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:00, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Forum:Sig

What the fuck does that mean? -- 忍者男 • Ninja Man • Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 23:56, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Nothing, really. You seem to more about coding than I do anyway. No worries, though! Somebody that can actually help you should pop up in the forums shortly. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 23:59, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Vandal

Help me rewrite UnBooks:Hospital before led comes back. Don't tell him we vandalized it. ~ Cajek! <Apr 25, 2008 [4:39]>

Dammit, I left right after I vandalized. I was too late :'(. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 01:45, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Heya Boomer

Thanks for the welcome! Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. --Hyperbole 21:58, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I hope you can afford it. I'm starting to have to raise prices, with online price-per-letter rates going up and everything. Anyway, does that mean you would like to get adopted, or you just want someone to show you the ropes of the site? Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:03, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure what the difference between those two things is, but yeah, I'd definitely like to know how things work around here... as in "Okay, I could make a million edits, but how do I know anyone would ever read them?" and "What do I completely need to stay away from?" Stuff like that. --Hyperbole 22:10, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, if you want to stick around for a while, become a part of our happy little community, and get a few features while you're at it, adoption is the way to go. However, if you'd rather quietly edit on the site and not suddenly burst into the forefront of public attention, I could get you started on some aspects of our site and let you free to do what you will. Like a bird, if you will. Your choice on whichever one you would prefer. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:15, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Maybe if you could both get me started on the basics and also explain what adoption is, that would be freaky awesome. Cheers --Hyperbole 22:16, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Adoption would be a more formal process, where the adopter officially adopts the adoptee (actually nothing more than sticking a template on each person's userpage) and the adopter gets the adoptee really acquainted with the aspects of the site. That would be preferable if you plan to hang stick around for more than a few days and really get used to the site, as adoptions usually last for quite a while. On the other hand, I could just show you some of the site's projects, give you a few minor details about how the site works, and then let you do whatever. The second option would be best if you'd rather just edit freely for a while and then just leave the site quietly after a few days without getting really involved. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:27, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Adoption sounds like it involves planning for the future, and I don't do that well. Perhaps, for now, you'd like to give me details and pointers? I would be eternally grateful. --Hyperbole 22:34, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, the best places for you to start would definitely be HTBFANJS and The Beginner's Guide, as they're basically the two most important pages on this site for new users. Read them, know them, and be able to recite them from memory by tomorrow. Remember, this will be worth 60% of your grade. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:38, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome messages

There's nothing wrong with removing welcome messages. They're as good as automated and there's no obligation to have one. 03:50, 05 May 2008

Yea, but he wasn't removing his own welcome message. He replaced the one on somebody else's talk page. Isn't that a no-no? Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:55, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh right, didn't see that. Maybe it is then. My bad! Hope everything is ok after you were sucked into Starnes' black hole anus. At least that's what we figured happened.

03:58, 05 May 2008

I love Firefox, but having my browser and Chatzilla close themselves periodically makes me seriously consider changing to Opera or Safari. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 04:02, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

I agree. Boomer should seriously do a freaking review some time. :D ~ Cajek! <May 05, 2008 [4:12]>

-_- Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 05:00, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] HALP!

Doctor Miles Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper
has awarded you a cat brain
for being part of the largest HALP! chain on IRC, ever

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) 03:31 May 06, 2008

[edit] CALM DOWN, SPAZ!

First of all, congratulations on your first review! You should consider joining [[PEE- ...oh shit... uh, nevermind Boomer. ~ Cajek! <May 07, 2008 [4:11]>

FU CAJEK Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 04:13, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5

UnSignpost Unleashed on UnCommunity

Unless you were blinded or high during the time you read this newspaper's title, you know that Uncyclopedia finally has UnSignpost!

For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million.

Skullthumper and Cajek spent 15 hours working on the first edition, not including writing time. Said Skull, who was trying to sleep until we interviewed him, "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER."

News has reached us that friendships were strained during the production of the first issue. Skullthumper, whose hospital room we broke into, said "F**king Cajek. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to me! Oh, see you guys in the office Monday."

The Uncyclopedia Signpost has a world-wide circulation of more than 3, with plans for further issues.

Uncyclopedia F**king Doomed

Uncyclopedia, a humor wiki that you're on right now, has thrown itself into a state of chaos and is on the verge of collapse. Unless someone either writes more or writes less, the wiki that we have come to know and love (like that retarded cousin that comes over during Christmastime) will vanish. Unless it doesn't, in which case someone's going to be very disappointed. Codeine, Save the Mooses, and a bunch of other people we've never heard of give the site 6 days to "clean up its god damned act."

Because the site is doomed, the local WikiNewspaper, UnSignpost, will soon print its last issue. Cajek, one of the editors, said of the event, "No we're not closing down you bunch a 'tards! You're the worst reporters I've ever seen! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE FIRST ISSUE!"

Local psychics have set Uncyclopedia's Doomsday for next Monday, around teatime.

Upgrade

On Wednesday, Wikia upgraded to MediaWiki version 1.12. While these reporters don't have any idea what that means, new features seem to include:

Broken <choose> tags! That's right, even more signature-breaking action!
Russian Roulette usergroups! So you thought you had rollback rights, huh? Whoops! Not anymore!

Wikia is reportedly looking into making new features such as accidentally dumping the database for Shits and Giggles™. These reporters would like to thank Wikia for working so hard to keep our beloved wiki running, and would also like to say "FU WIKIA", preferably in caps.

Pee Review Does Goodly

UN:PR is nearly empty due to many diligent reviewers who have little else to do, and don't know how to write articles themselves. Uh, unless they're reading this right now, in which case they rock!

YesTimeToEdit starts a cult

One of the newer cults, YesTimeToEdit's Cow Moo Cult is our... CULT OF THE WEEK!

With a base located in the jungles of Nebraska, YTTE's cult makes all the fun things you want, like polygamy, sodomy, and, in YTTE'S case, polysodomy, legal. Sadly, unlike more Eastern-y cults, it does not practice Kung Fu. But you can bet that if it did, it wouldn't just use it for defense. ...Damn namby-pamby bastard Easterny cults.

YesTimeToEdit's eternal nemesis, NoTimeToRevert, has not announced plans to start a cult, but probably has one in secret just to be a dick. That guy is such a dick.

Rcmurphy nominated for Noob of the Month again

Thekillerfroggy is sucked into the black vortex of tradition as he takes another whack at a dead horse and nominates long-time noob Rcmurphy for the honor of Noob of the Month. Mr. Froggy had this to say to "reporters": "I figured that, since RCMurphy, one of the oldest members of the site, was in fact NOT a noob, that this little gesture would give the community a giggle. You see? Because he, like, isn't a noob."

Check out these pages!

From our logs:

Codeine huffed "Man With no Name" (You don't need to create redirects for every case permutation of your title)
Codeine huffed "Man with no Name" (in fact, it's quite irritating)
Codeine huffed "Man with no name" (and, frankly)
Codeine huffed "The Man with No Name" (a complete bloody waste of your time and mine)
Codeine huffed "Man with No Name" (but hey, welcome to Uncyc anyway)
Codeine huffed "The Man With No Name" (now read BGBU)
07:16, May 6, 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 29 minutes ‎ (Admins are immune to autoblock, duh. And if autoblock tried that shit on a janitor, why, we'd just superblock his ass.)
14:47, May 5, 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 204.108.96.22 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (The Jonas Brothers, eh? Sounds like some kind of shitty boy band. One week to go out and buy a Led Zeppelin album. Oh, and stop blanking.)

Biopic of the Week

Dr. Skullthumper ~ With a degree in HTML and Wikiology, Dr. Wolfgang Amadeus Milhouse Mozart Jonathan Willy Wizbang Skullthumper, along with Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, is full of all sorts of techie knowledge for the wandering newb. He enjoys walks on the beach, holding hands, and heroin. Lots and lots of heroin. ...Except replace "heroin" with "rubber duckies". Hey, we just wanted a bad-boy reputation! ...Obviously we failed.

Quote of the Week:

" very very hilariously strong against"

- Everyone on Every thing.

Spacefiller of the week:

Did you know that Grand Theft Auto has had more than 700 different spinoffs, including Grand Theft Auto:Antarctica Oscar Wilde LOLOLOLLL and Grant Theft Auto:Crime Scene Investigation:The ReReckoning:Time of Darkness? No, you didn't. Dumbass.

Disclaimer of the week:

UnSignpost is not responsible for any lost property while reading. Any lost property found while reading UnSignpost is property of Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek, irrespectively. Any lost property lost while reading UnSignpost is your own damn problem.

Week Box of the week:

Definitely the Grand Theft Auto one. I peed my pants. Seriously. Somebody should give these guys an award. I was all screamin' n' shit, "Oh yes, YES Dr. Skullthumper or Cajek! Slather me in your humor juice!" The other people in the library, and my psychiatrist, said I was weird, but it was totally worth it.

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!

May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII

Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage

After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems.

"It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help.

After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage.

"Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia."

Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No."

When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG".

UnSignpost Releases First Issue

May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience."

Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge.

When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay."

Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals

Ever find yourself stuck awake at three in the morning (EST), fighting a few vandals with no admins around? Studies show that your choice of music might influence how you revert.

In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true.

Cajek's Corner

By Dr. Skullthumper

Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need:

Annoying text. Preferably some blinky things and <big> tags.
A sense of humor.
Something to complain about for a page or so.

Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done!
Next week: Whoring your article

Skull's Skullery

By Cajek

Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc!

9:00am: Complain about Wikia. Post new topic in Village Dump about Wikia. Troll Special:Recentchanges.
10:42am: Troll talk pages. Post new topic in Village Dump about some random techie shit. Bother some guy. Revert some guy's edits. Get some guy banned.
10:44am: spend thirty minutes on IRC talking to an admin saying how that guy was my best friend, and I never meant to hurt him.
12:10pm: Vandalize some guy's userpage over and over again.
4:92pm: Forget what I was doing. Start over.
5:19pm: Enact wild scheme to make Uncyclopedia that much weirder. End day.