User talk:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness/Archive2

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Contents 1 WOW 2 Forum:Expanding Pee Review Numbers :O 3 Can we make a bit of a change? 4 An (un)interesting look into the people PEEING attract(s/ed) 5 A formal welcoming to our newest member 6 So... um... 7 Javascap for Attending 8 YesTimeToWelcome 9 Steel Kidneys 10 oh shit, it's that Finnius guy 11 New awardy thingy 12 Too Busy at the moment 13 Orian57 for Attending 13.1 Three (3) thoughts on the decision 13.2 Interesting... 13.2.1 Javascap 13.2.2 Under User 13.2.3 Cajek 13.2.4 Mightydandylion 13.2.5 OEJ 13.2.6 MrN9000 13.2.7 SysRq 13.2.8 Heerenveen 13.2.9 Boomer 13.2.10 Orian 14 Petition to cover Boomer in concrete, put him in a small boat (with a hole in the bottom) and set him adrift 15 Pee Lists 16 Petition to put all of this Attending drama behind us and start a new discussion on vaginas. 17 This nedsa home somewhere on the article 18 For the Noobs 19 Discussion on specific Pee Reviews 20 Uh, yeah...

WOW

Cajek sure got this place working. Now even I can't do one of my second rate Pees --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:51, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

HEY! Give credit where it deserves! ...Oh, I see you did. I command you to review shit, DJ.   CAKE J! <Apr 02, 2008 [12:41]>

Forum:Expanding Pee Review Numbers :O

I didn't realize this page existed! Haha, what a weird place. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 23:01, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Welcome. We've just been here talking about you behind your back about how you married that panda. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:11 Apr 2

I hear pandas refuse to eat ice cream. Is this true? Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

I just happen to have a panda right here!   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [3:19]>

Dear? Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 15:35, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

THREAD HIJACKED

Why is PEEING doing so damn well? Is it all because of me?   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [15:57]>

Obviously. /me bows in supplication. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 16:00, Apr 3

Thanks! Is there any award that goes along with that bow of supplication? Like RotY?   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [16:46]>

You get a warm fuzzy feeling. However, I believe that spring break is the reason that Pee Review is emptying, and that it's actually our favorite little noobs (relatively) that caused PEEING to do so well, so you get nothing. Now go review something, minion. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:29, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, madam Boomer!   CAKE J! <Apr 04, 2008 [0:42]>

Ohh, sometimes you make me so angry! *puffs cheeks* Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Can we make a bit of a change?

Specifically, can we change the rule bit? #2 - you must do one review a week - is not being enforced at all. If we did enforce it, we'd currently have 2 fresh stains, Javascap and DJ Irreverent (who's just joined - welcome DJI!). Frankly, I'd like to see the list of stains stay roughly as it is, reflecting those who can be relied on, when they're active, to give good, helpful reviews, so that there guideline is of no help, and may even be putting off some from getting involved. What say the rest of you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:18, Apr 11

We have rules and stuff? Oh, that bit at the top... MrN  11:28, Apr 11

/me looks at the rules again... Ah, yes. Don't forget rule 3 though... So I think we are OK... MrN  11:29, Apr 11

I evidently haven't really looked at the main page in a while, or I would have seen that. I also would have seen the agonizing pun that I had to eradicate. If I ever find the bastard that put it there... Anyway, the rules are now revised, and I have performed my second depressing forceful retirement ceremony. I was sad to have to add Led, Finnius, and Fag to the list, but alas. 'twas how it was meant to be. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Yep, you know how it is; admin work keeping me peeless. Ah well, maybe once school gets out I'll have some time... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:34, Apr 14

So, looking at it, we have, what, nine active members now? That's quite a cut from what it was... –—Hv (talk) 14/04 17:04

An (un)interesting look into the people PEEING attract(s/ed)

So, I was browsing the awards pages earlier, just to make sure that I'd voted for people, and when I got to UotM (that I didn't really need to check, I knew I'd voted UU, but I was bored), I noticeed something, well, that you'll probably find boring. Anyways, PEEING will probably have three of its steel kidneys get UotM in a row - MrN obviously won last month, UU is walking it already this month, and who would bet against Cajek next month, really? Just goes to show how good the PEEING people really are... –—Hv (talk) 14/04 17:04

Well aren't we just swell? sirsysrq @ 17:19 Apr 14

I'm walking it this month? Who would bet against Cajek next month? I think you are doing yourself a huge disservice with both those statements, Hv. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 20:16, Apr 14

Under user's walking it this month? Who would bet against me next month? I think you are trying to seduce us with your magical words!   CAKE J! <Apr 15, 2008 [0:41]>

Ah, who knows. A month is a long time, and I don't do uncyclopedian-type stuff. But, yes, peeing is a really powerful and interesting group when you look at it that way.   CAKE J! <Apr 14, 2008 [23:54]>

And then, if you look at it another way, it's headed by me. I'll let you think about that. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:18, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

...Which makes it ironic, since you don't do anything. sirsysrq @ 00:28 Apr 15

A formal welcoming to our newest member

On behalf of the other delinquents over here at PEEING, I'd like to welcome young Mr. The Improver as our newest member. He seems mighty promising. Welcome aboard, sailor. sirsysrq @ 01:21 Apr 22

Yes, he shows much promise with his 100% accuracy.   CAKE J! <Apr 22, 2008 [1:41]>

Welcome! Do your best! Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 03:40, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Cool! MrN  18:02, Apr 22

Yes... welcome... please, have a seat on my lovely... "couch"... Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:01, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

shudder   CAKE J! <Apr 23, 2008 [0:46]>

Ooh, I've been there before. I still can't get some of the stains out of my pants. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:05 Apr 23

It's not my fault you spilled grape juice all over. Do you know how long it took me to get that out of the carpet? Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:15, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

And now, please extend the warm and slightly sweaty handshake of welcome to Sycamore. He's doing some good work, and it's great to have him aboard! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:49, Apr 25

Sycamore...yeah, I know that cat. Bit of a dandy but a good guy in a sticky nonetheless. Welcome, Sycamore. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 11:46 Apr 25

Shiver me timbers, another fine matey... I'm sure Boomer said something about us being a pirate ship once... MrN  00:06, Apr 26

Actually, we're a merchant ship, bound for the high seas to trade silk for slaves with the Indians. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:06, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Ahh, a good honest profession then, nothing like piracy... MrN  02:22, Apr 26

Not really, see, we often enjoy catching live dolphins and plugging their blowholes with cheese, just for shiggles. Don't ask me how that's occupational at all. Bottom line is we're not good people. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:39 Apr 26

Boomer always said, "Cajek, when you mate with a dolphin you mate FOR LIFE. Sign a prenup."   CAKE J! <Apr 27, 2008 [14:07]>

So... um...

Not to ruin me becoming the Oscar Wilde of PEEING or anything, but I'm afraid we must say goodbye to the subject of the above thread. As confirmed by our lovely Zombiebaron, The Improver is a quite blatant sockpuppet of NXWave. So... yea... I'm taking him out of the roster and everything... heh... yea...... Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 19:54, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

...what???   CAKE J! <Apr 27, 2008 [20:01]>

NXWave came back, and he joined PEEING. He is now infinibanned. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 20:03, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah jeez, does that guy just not know when to quit or what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 22:06, Apr 27

Yerr, what a douche. He almost passed himself off as being a decent user, but this whole NotM thing brought out the douche in him that we all know him to be. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:25 Apr 27

Someone should really alert him to the intricacies of UN:FAIL... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:32, Apr 27

Javascap for Attending

• Nom & For only one on top 5 who isn't AU.   CAKE J! <May 03, 2008 [14:07]>
• For. Knows what he's doing when it comes to pee. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 14:39, May 3
• F♥r. He is by no means a Fresh Stain anymore. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:04 May 3
• For as above. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 3/05 15:13
• Yes as above the above. Also, I think we should consider breaking the "Steal kidneys are better than Attendings" thing. Not that it really matters much... MrN  15:49, May 3
• Finally. I was wondering when one of you would nominate him. I've gone through a few of his reviews, and I liked what I saw. If you happen to see this, Javascap, I especially liked the numbered points of "what needs work" in the final comments. Also, this was the nicest critical review that I've ever seen. Welcome to attending, Javascap. Now GET TO WORK. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 19:28, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWelcome

Woo, we got us another fine reviewer. The lil' bugger takes after MDL, and both of em were NotMs. I already expect great things from this guy. Let's give a formal welcome to YesTimeToEdit! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:38 May 3

It's nice having this constant flow of Fresh Stains I feel. It gives us more meat for the oven gives us a lot more quality over at Pee Review. Welcome YTTE! —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 3/05 15:45

Awesome. Pee Review is really kicking arse now despite whatever else might be going on. Great to have another fresh stain in our pants... Welcome aboard. MrN  15:53, May 3

Hi! See, I just wondered in here, when I really needed a piss and I found you guys! Hello you guys! - 16:00 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Welcome YTTE! Yeah, I bumped into this place by accident too. Don't mind the overpowering aroma of sweat and salt. And torrid unabashed pee parties. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 17:30, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Steel Kidneys

Take a look at the below...

• OEJ (November, '07)
•   CAKE J! <> (December, '07)
• MrN  (January, '08)
• SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee (February, '08)
• ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  (March, '08)
• ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), (April, '08)

Am I the only one to notice that HV (despite being an awesome reviewer) has managed to completely bugger up the nice pattern we had going of each progressive Steel Kidney having a slightly longer sig than the previous one? I have always suspected that this is the main reason why Boomer voted for me when I won, and it's very important you know... Order!!! Order!!! I must have order. "Um, a small portion of chips and a bag of otters noses please MrStupid..." MrN  16:05, May 3

I think that the problem is that people's sigs are sometimes too long, and sometimes too short. That's what's wrong here. Definitely. You can have your otter nose when I get my Moons over My Hammy!   CAKE J! <May 03, 2008 [16:30]>

Heh, I noticed that... Couldn't you re-order it so the pattern continues but the dates are mixed up? - 16:48 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Now there's a great idea... Na, hang on! That would just be silly, pointless, and a complete waste of time... Not like this talk page topic obviously... HeHe... MrN  17:11, May 3

Obviously, this topic is very important. And it's serious too...You've put an "an" before "great", I think you need to change that so you have correct grammar...see, serious? Very serious, very important. - 17:31 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks, fixed now... MrN  17:38, May 3

And that just goes to show what a not waste of time, not silly topic this really is. - 17:39 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Also, you've put a "yo've" instead of a "you've" (I assume that was what you were trying to spell) when you were attempting to correct MrN. Shame! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:58 May 3

Actually I was saying "yo" in a satirical....fine...Ok...thank you for correcting me SysRq. - 23:04 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Ah, but I could argue, if I were so inclined, that Cajek's sig is longer than yours. And UU's. And mine (just). If I were so inclined, of course. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 4/05 16:35

It's true, I'm glad you have brought this issue back into perspective for us HV. It's certainly true that UU's sig is longer than mine as is SysRq's. I'm not sure about Cajek's, but as you say, I guess that's a matter of opinion. As for what's going to happen if ever OEJ ever puts his sig onto the list... all hell is likely to break loose. I think Cajek summed it up rather well with his "I think that the problem is that people's sigs are sometimes too long, and sometimes too short." position, and I guess it's just something we are going to have to learn to deal with... Oh, also... Pee Review kicks arse currently! MrN  17:17, May 4