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Contents 1 Watch out! 2 About Ask Cthulhu 3 UNLIMITED POWER 4 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 5 Bloody Pagans 6 Mucho, mucho, X-mas wishes! 7 Wot 8 Merry Christmas 9 People's Republic of China 10 PLS Judging 11 THINKER Loves You 12 Let's never mention this again, eh? 13 You are a cute little kitten 14 You have a lot of polls 15 You're late to... 16 PROTECT 17 Welcome to me! 18 EPIC MISTAKE! 19 QVFD 20 HALP! 21 Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy! 22 Sorry

[edit] Watch out!

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	It's dangerous to go alone.

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	It's dangerous to go alone.

[edit] About Ask Cthulhu

Are you the person who ran Ask Cthulhu? I ask because I am making a complementary column, called Ask Dr. Hypochondriac. The template, as you can see, is basically finished, complete with a real email address to send questions to. I have just one problem: how am I supposed to start out? Exactly how did Ask Cthulhu receive its first questions? I have a whole bunch of other questions I'm too lazy to put into words right now. Hopefully you can answer them. Gratefully, Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 01:39, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

I um... kinda cheated to start out. I started by asking people for questions on IRC. Then someone did it for me. But that may help you in some way... at least, I hope it does.--<<>> 02:50, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for answering, but I'm afraid it doesn't. I don't know how to work IRC, I tried yesterday and could make neither heads nor tails of it. And I'm talking about just signing on, too. So, if you don't mind, and as long as we're on the subject, could tell me how the *%$#! IRC works? --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 04:05, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure! If you've got an IRC program (I recommend X-Chat), then you just connect to Freenode. Once in freenode, you connect to the #uncyclopedia channel. To do this, type "/join #uncyclopedia" in the little area you can type in at the bottom. If you can get the CGI-IRC working at Uncyclopedia:Chat, it takes care of the first few steps for you. As far as a username, just pick random ones until one works. There are no rules as far as names you can use except that it can't already be taken. Well, if there are other rules, I don't know them.  :)--<<>> 10:32, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny July 26 03:25 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:44, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:57, Dec 17

[edit] Bloody Pagans

Premier Tom Mayfair 12/17 01:15

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mucho, mucho, X-mas wishes!

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:25, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wot

Dam, you still here. Move on, Brad. --Boy Toy bitch at me 03:36, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Did you SEE the pic right about this message? The chicks dig the admins. I don't understand it myself...--<<>> 04:16, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

[edit] People's Republic of China

Some fucking idiot messed things up big time. This is how the article use to look with my last edit and my many contributions to a developing article:

http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=People%27s_Republic_of_China&diff=2716816&oldid=2716786

Now go to the page; some complete pro-Communist-China douchebag edited the page to make THE ENTIRE THING SERIOUS, ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND BORING. Yes, I'm serious, it looks like it's straight out of - gasp - WIKIPEDIA! No joke.

So I went to the edit page to show this guy what-for, and realized uncyclopedia doesn't have an "undo" option like wikipedia. There is way too much crap to wade through in order to fix this gigantic mess he created. Can you handle this asshole? You seem like a responsible administrator who knows what to do with douchebags like this.--PericlesofAthens 01:22, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Responsible, what? You obviously don't know me very well. Try Ban Patrol for stuff like this.--<<>> 13:10, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks.--PericlesofAthens 13:20, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm amazed he's actually replied to you within the same month. Really awesome. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 23:32, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] THINKER Loves You

Bradley! My conspirator in conspiracy theory. He's king of his domain until his wife comes home. Then, he comes to Uncyc and becomes king once again!

Thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition my friend. From the bottom of my shallow-yet-very-regal heart, I sincerely appreciate it. --THINKER 18:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Let's never mention this again, eh?

-- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 20:47, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] You are a cute little kitten

• When I asked what people thought, the best comment I got was "I could have made that. You should have chopped the kitten into a lazer shooting dinosaur" (Squiggle). Any comments from you? Hope you like you. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:11, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

'Tis gut! I'll soon add it to my collection of rotating images on my front page, and then, I'll rule the world! After the middle step, of course.--<<>> 13:14, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] You have a lot of polls

Any special reason you're sharing them all over the place? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:06, Mar 5

I'm sick of waiting for a rating system. I started putting them in myself.--<<>> 03:07, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

So, just your articles, then? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Mar 5

Yeah, so far. We'll see how that works.--<<>> 03:12, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] You're late to...

Forum:The Great Pake Debate of '08. I assume it's because you were out farming and lost track of time. Yes, I honestly believe that you're a farmer. Get used to it. Sir Modusoperandi 21:12, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] PROTECT

Can you please semi-protect User:Flutter/eGame/POTUS_poll, pretty please?—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 07:55, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Done, though I'm disappointed I wasn't on the list.--<<>> 11:18, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome to me!

My user name is now Gangstah! --Gangstah fo shizzle • MUN • Talk • Contributions • Article • Forum 02:00, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, dude. Now I'll remember this moment FOREVER.--<<>> 02:14, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] EPIC MISTAKE!

Remember when you unbanned Nintendorulez? He has an ED account. I know i supported the unbanning but i made a mistake. Spread the word.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 20:40, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

So does TKF. Perhaps you'd have him deopped? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:59, May 3

Really? I checked NIN's contributions over there, and they (6) were made before he was banned. Sorry.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 00:23, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm confused... who are you again?--<<>> 00:58, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Just a Dude.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 00:20, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Ah, cool. Carry on then. Ok, what did I do wrong again?--<<>> 01:10, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Never mind.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:47, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] QVFD

Please can you delete Game:Y3K Game:Pork Game:DevilGrue & Game:Edwyn þe Almyghty, (all pages) along with there template and category. Mind the strikes, MrN did it. Yeah, lotsa huffing to do. These 4 games are probably replaced by Game:Death Row. The 4 games are all crap now. They waste space. Sorry if I bothered you. Thanks.--Gelert 23:36, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] HALP!

Hey could you please delete my account/profile. I signed up for the wrong internet site.

Thank You.

At the risk of getting in Brad's way, here... You can't get your account deleted. Just don't log in anymore. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:42, Jun 26

[edit] Sorry

For that whole "Brad hates America" thing. It appears to have had some blowback. I, having hung around the nuttier, big "C" Conservative sites (like WorldNetDaily and Townhall.com) for too long (doing research for Uncyclopedia pages, believe it or not), thought it was funny. "X hates America" is about as common as "Darwin to Hitler" and crass biblical literalism in places like that. Sir Modusoperandi 17:12, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I was kidding. I was trying to show Orion how silly getting upset at Uncyclopedia is. I guess I suck at that.--<<>> 20:33, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

You're right. You do suck. Don't tell OB I said that. It will be our little secret, like that time I covered up that thing you did to that guy in that place by taking that guy's dead body out to the woods and burying it. That was a fun cab ride out to the woods. Like Weekend at Bernies, but with multiple stab wounds and oozing. Sir Modusoperandi 21:43, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

As they say in the new Batman movie, slaughter is the best medicine.--<<>> 22:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

There's a new Batman movie? Sir Modusoperandi 23:53, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. The *pow* effects are much better. No bat-shark repellent, though, so I demanded my money back.--<<>> 00:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

The first remake was pretty good. Y'know, the one with Buster Keaton and Jack Nicklaus. LeVar Burton directed it, I believe. Sir Modusoperandi 00:09, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Was that the one with Mariah Carey?--<<>> 02:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

No, that one came later. It sucked. Michael Schumacher is an awful director. Sir Modusoperandi 03:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)