User talk:Cainad
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Eye See All!
Behold, Eye am Cainad, and this is my mighty and glorious... talk page. Got something to say? Put it in wherever you like on this page. If you are lucky, I will deign to speak with you. If you are unlucky, I will still deign to speak with you, but while making use of mild profanity.
[edit] THANK'D!!
REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!
Hope this is an acceptable place for this; Thanks so much!! :) --THINKER 06:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
- You're welcome! That article improved my life in numerable ways! --The Acceptable
Cainad 
(Fnord) 02:31, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] CRABS!
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- Thanks, I had fun writing it. I have made a habit of writing goofy articles that few people will ever read because of their obscurity, Crab sorcerer is one of those. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 02:31, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] A Tightly-Knotted Thank You
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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school. |
Glad the work was deemed Acceptable. ;) --THINKER 05:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
- Much appreciated. That article will undoubtedly change my life, once I purchase my own bow tie. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 06:08, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'd say take pictures, but the raw masculinity might break your camera.. :D --THINKER 06:11, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Happy Belated Birthday!
| Kip the Dip has bought you a beer! Remember though, you're getting the next round. |
| Flours on your birthday! Sorry for the delay. Happy Birthday! RabbiTechno |
- Thank you all so much! I can't think of a pithy comment to follow up with! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 06:37, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] UnClan
Congratulations on joining the Unclan (or whatever we decide to call it). Because you are the second guy to join, I make you a Sergeant of the Clan, since I need Noncoms. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 12:27, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Uhh. um, yeah.
I play KoL. Can I join The Oscar Wilde society? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:34, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
- Done! The Oscar Wilde Society is now five members strong. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:42, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The giant flaming eye of the beholder
Thanks for taking my criticism in stride, but I really do suggest you get several opinions. I sense a Monty Python-esque vibe here, and just because it was a miss with me doesn't mean it won't be a hit with other people. And thanks for passing along that bit about granary being a verb in the UK. I love useless trivia like that. -Tritefantastic 03:27, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks For voting!
For voting for my page, as well as your kind words, I award you this template:
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps. |
| Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps! |
Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:17, Aug 19, 2007
[edit] Thanks, Cainad!
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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell. |
Thank you for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist! --THE 21:41, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] And now, a Public Service Announcement
| Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting! |
[edit] Question about making templates
Um...how do you make templates, if that's possible? I saw a "proud to be straight" template on Spang's page, and I want to make a "proud to be bisexual" template. Starry 11:15, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- The simplest way to do that is to click "edit", and then find the code (don't click "Save Changes"). You might find the code for it right in the page, but most likely, you will see something like {{whatever}}, as this is the standard way to include templates in pages. Once you find it, type template:whatever into the search box and click "Go". This will take you to the actual template page, where you can then click "edit" or "view source" to copy the code.
- Once you have the code you want to make your own template from, paste it directly into your own userpage wherever you want it and make the necessary changes. This is easier than making it into a template and including it using the {{curly braces}}. I'd make the template for you myself if I could find the one you mentioned, but I don't see the template you're talking about on Spang's page.
- And finally, just a quick and pointless reminder that occurred to me: remember to use the "Show Preview" button when experimenting with templates. It is your friend. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:50, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
Starry 15:37, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Ah, excellent. So, what you want to do is go to template:straight, and copy the template code. You'll end up with something like this:
<div style="float: left; border: solid black 1px; margin: 1px;">
{| cellspacing="0" style="width: 238px; background: black;"
| style="width: 45px; height: 45px; background: black; text-align: center; font-size: 14pt; color: white;" | '''[[Image:Straight.jpg|80px]]'''
| style="font-size: 12pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color: white;" | '''This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight'''
|}</div>
Paste this wherever you want it to appear, then start making the necessary changes. I can't really change the picture (if you go to UN:PIC, show them the original image Image:Straight.jpg, and ask them to make a bisexual version, chances are someone will make something for you fairly quickly. Those potatochoppers are pretty good.), but the text part is easy to change:
<div style="float: left; border: solid black 1px; margin: 1px;">
{| cellspacing="0" style="width: 238px; background: black;"
| style="width: 45px; height: 45px; background: black; text-align: center; font-size: 14pt; color: white;" | '''[[Image:Straight.jpg|80px]]'''
| style="font-size: 12pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color: white;" | '''This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% bisexual'''
|}</div>
Now you have this:
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% bisexual |
Obviously, this is just changing the text within the template, without changing the formatting. The best way to learn about formatting is just to experiment; paste the stuff into User:Homiestar/sandbox, and try changing stuff around, like the background color or whatever. You won't become a formatting wizard this way, but it should give you a grasp of the basics. Chances are, you'll never have to make a template from scratch, so learning how to steal copy-paste code and alter it to suit your needs should be all you'll ever need. --The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 20:53, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Genteel gratitude
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Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote. |
You have been thanked. Have a good day. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:32, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Books never written
There is a book you could add to Books never written - Lord Acton's "A History of Liberty", which is known as "The Greatest Book Never Written", primarily cause that's the case.
Just do a search for "Lord Acton the greatest book never written", and you'll see. :) Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 19:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
- Heh, that's pretty cool. I never would have thought to use Google to make a funny. Thanks! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 02:30, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Oh, dear me. I'm not breaking some taboo on vote whoring, am I?
MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and TOGETHER we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!
Unless, of course, you're British. But I can't be picky when whoring myself.
- This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way affiliated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.
--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 22:02, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you
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--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:26, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] BOO!
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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween! |
Thanks for the vote!!! --THE 20:09, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] One Of These
| HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas. |
| If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB |
Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
