User talk:Cajek/Archive27
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[edit] VIRGIN TALK PAGE!!
Yes, I've always wanted to do this! Your talk page's virginity is mine!
RAPE
Oh and bout that UnNews article of yours, I thought it was pretty good with a nice concept. It isn't quite VFH yet, cause I think it needs quite a bit of work and one more picture if possible. - 06:31 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
[edit] UGotM
*rolls eyes* C'mon the nom of Alien Hunter was justified. UGotM is supposed to point out people who talk too much and add little or nothing to the writing part of the site but, generally, a lot to the community. Not somewhere where we can go and inflate our ego's further by nomming joke candidates like lolololol Dr. S actually does a lot for the site so it is funny!!111!1!1!11. If it doesn't do that then there is no point having such a useless award. /end rant --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
08:57, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- let's not nominate people who don't know what they're doing yet and say we didn't... /me stops and checks my notes yeah, that's what I meant. I was nominated seriously for UGotM once, and it didn't make me want to contribute to the site that much. Let's not be dicks, right DJ? <May 21, 2008 [9:52]>
- kk. I say we do away with the whole award thing then, if it has just become a place for lame jokes like that and dickery... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
09:56, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- I always though UGotM was for pointing out people who mostly just troll around trying to start trouble on talk pages and forums, and yet never actually really bother to do anything useful for the site. I find it useful as it's a place to put people when they have not really done anything bad enough to be banned, but just to point out that the community recognises that they are not really following the spirit of what Uncyc is about. We are not a chat forum, but a humour wiki. The forums and talk pages exist, and should be used for a bit of fun and banter from time to time, but when you get a user who virtually never does anything else, and never actually says anything useful when they do, it's UGotM time. Also UGotM can be used in fun. For example sometimes a very experienced and useful user is nominated as a joke. Kinda in the same way as with RC on NotM, or in the way Cajek nominated me for Whore of the Month last month. The point is that everyone will be able to tell the difference between the serious UGotM noms and the joke ones. I personally think that UGotM is a useful thing to have, although many disagree with me. It's probably better than a warning ban in most cases and just might make a user buck their ideas up... Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to nominate MrN9000 for UGotM of the month. What a wanker. MrN
10:16, May 21
- I always though UGotM was for pointing out people who mostly just troll around trying to start trouble on talk pages and forums, and yet never actually really bother to do anything useful for the site. I find it useful as it's a place to put people when they have not really done anything bad enough to be banned, but just to point out that the community recognises that they are not really following the spirit of what Uncyc is about. We are not a chat forum, but a humour wiki. The forums and talk pages exist, and should be used for a bit of fun and banter from time to time, but when you get a user who virtually never does anything else, and never actually says anything useful when they do, it's UGotM time. Also UGotM can be used in fun. For example sometimes a very experienced and useful user is nominated as a joke. Kinda in the same way as with RC on NotM, or in the way Cajek nominated me for Whore of the Month last month. The point is that everyone will be able to tell the difference between the serious UGotM noms and the joke ones. I personally think that UGotM is a useful thing to have, although many disagree with me. It's probably better than a warning ban in most cases and just might make a user buck their ideas up... Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to nominate MrN9000 for UGotM of the month. What a wanker. MrN
- kk. I say we do away with the whole award thing then, if it has just become a place for lame jokes like that and dickery... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Yeah that is what it should be for... but to quote some guy in like Sept 07 on UGotM...
| How is this funny? All it is is hurtful and is an attack towards users who aren't necessarily good as other users.
A lot of users besides myself has been offended by this award, I cannot participate in a community full of mean assholes and have decided to quit Uncyclopedia forever. Fuck Uncyclopedia |
It can end up in flamewars and turning people off the site that you don't want to lose. Oh well... also STOP FUCKING EDIT CONFLICTING ME --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:23, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- There was all sorts of drama after that, with votes to get rid of UGotM and people passionately defending it. I think the idea behind leaving it was that people would lay off nomming people in spite, and concentrate on trying to nom in fun, or at least nom people who wouldn't mind so much. It's about the only thing I don't nom or vote on myself, as I really couldn't give a flying fuck about it, and it occasionally causes drama. Also, STOP BEING EDIT CONFLICTED BY ME! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:29, May 21
- Yar. I didn't care before and, by tomorrow, I wont care again probably. Oh well, I sparked a conversation :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:41, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well, if users do not agree with a UotM nomination then they can use it as an excuse to say how much they actually like the user in question. :-) MrN 12:20, May 21
- YAY! MY TALK PAGE IS POPULAR! ...AND BY EXTENSION, SO AM I! <May 21, 2008 [13:35]>
- Hey stop trying to ride off your your talk page's success. Now, talkie (can I call you that?) is awesome --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:38, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hey stop trying to ride off your your talk page's success. Now, talkie (can I call you that?) is awesome --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- If only talkie had his own talk page. I would sooooo ride off that talk page's success. <May 21, 2008 [13:41]>
- Now there's a suggestion. A talk page for the talk page. Obviously, forum talk pages are a great idea, but talk-talk, that's just awesome. Shame those fools at Media Wiki have no understanding of the importance. The trouble being, what happens when you need to talk about that page? Maybe just write an article or something stupid like that I guess. Oh, who's talk page is this anyway? I thought this was just a standard Uncyc posting forum where people harp on about whatever comes to mind. Now, what was I saying... During the war... MrN 19:28, May 21
- First of all, I could just create User talk:Cajek/talk and User talk:Cajek/talk/talk to cover all contingencies. ...what? <19:59, 21 May 2008>
- Wait a second, who are you, and what are you doing here? This is not page for just any random person to say whatever they like you know. Maybe we should talk about this. That reminds me... Back in my day, I remember when all this was just zero's and ones... MrN 20:12, May 21
- Wait a second, who are you, and what are you doing here? This is not page for just any random person to say whatever they like you know. Maybe we should talk about this. That reminds me... Back in my day, I remember when all this was just zero's and ones... MrN
- First of all, I could just create User talk:Cajek/talk and User talk:Cajek/talk/talk to cover all contingencies. ...what? <19:59, 21 May 2008>
- Now there's a suggestion. A talk page for the talk page. Obviously, forum talk pages are a great idea, but talk-talk, that's just awesome. Shame those fools at Media Wiki have no understanding of the importance. The trouble being, what happens when you need to talk about that page? Maybe just write an article or something stupid like that I guess. Oh, who's talk page is this anyway? I thought this was just a standard Uncyc posting forum where people harp on about whatever comes to mind. Now, what was I saying... During the war... MrN
- YAY! MY TALK PAGE IS POPULAR! ...AND BY EXTENSION, SO AM I! <May 21, 2008 [13:35]>
- Well, if users do not agree with a UotM nomination then they can use it as an excuse to say how much they actually like the user in question. :-) MrN
- Yar. I didn't care before and, by tomorrow, I wont care again probably. Oh well, I sparked a conversation :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- There was all sorts of drama after that, with votes to get rid of UGotM and people passionately defending it. I think the idea behind leaving it was that people would lay off nomming people in spite, and concentrate on trying to nom in fun, or at least nom people who wouldn't mind so much. It's about the only thing I don't nom or vote on myself, as I really couldn't give a flying fuck about it, and it occasionally causes drama. Also, STOP BEING EDIT CONFLICTED BY ME! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:29, May 21
[edit] Your child is whoring. Don't make 'em hit the street
Well, I just finished HowTo:Hunt Interesting Exotic Dancer Conversation. As my adopted parent, would you please take a glance at it and let me know what needs work or just punching up. I know it is in dire need of a nice big picture up top (I can't find a good one, if you'd add one that'd be great) and some format editing. Hope you enjoy the read. --Cheapinitreal 01:28, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Userlove
Aww man you know I love you in the pure uncyclopedic way... oh wait that isn't very pure... um... wikipedic way? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- I love you in a wookiepedic way: lots of tentacles and weird fluids all over the place! <12:51, 22 May 2008>
- No no. that's the Japanese way --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:54, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Dude, I am so tempted to write an article on our hero... Also, ha ha, you got blocked from Star Wars! <12:56, 22 May 2008>
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS!!!!!111!1!111!111 I will always have the memories... and his hair... his beautiful aired-for-30-seconds-under-that-rather-fitting-dark-green-hat-before-his-death hair... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:10, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS!!!!!111!1!111!111 I will always have the memories... and his hair... his beautiful aired-for-30-seconds-under-that-rather-fitting-dark-green-hat-before-his-death hair... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Dude, I am so tempted to write an article on our hero... Also, ha ha, you got blocked from Star Wars! <12:56, 22 May 2008>
- No no. that's the Japanese way --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
[edit] I can haz double redirects?!
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12:30, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] My Enemy Strikes Again
Well it seems Mordillo had huffed my article because I didn't place the under construction tag on it. This man/or woman had huffed 3 of my articles before, and I am really starting to fucking hate him (not even sure he reads the shit he deletes). I am going to post on his discussion page (asking for it to be reposted). People like him are what detours noobs who might actually want to contribute to this site. Sorry I seem a bit pissy but when the first thing you see when you wake up is that your work for the last few days has been deleted, it really irritate. --Cheapinitreal 16:03, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Effort...Work...CMC...Meh
Hey Cajek, I'm dropping round to see-ah if you want IT. Also, considering you're the only honoured member in our small band of cow worshipping maniacs whether you have a little bit of spare time to become a permanent member of the Upper Court of the new CMC Parliament. Basically it would be mean occasionally saying some stuff and giving your opinions on things and then voting and stuff. If you're too busy or whatever, that's fine, but if you're willing to do it you get to be a CMC Courtier. - 17:11 22 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Sure, but you have to tell me what to do... and what to say. Oh man, I'm already Skullthumper's bot, now I'm YTTE's puppet! <17:26, 22 May 2008>
- Oh sure...it's easy what you have to do, just try and not flirt with the other courtiers and stop being such a slut, you biatch. I know you slept wiv Tom, don't like even try and deny it! And like I just know that you sucked off that doctor who did your appendix... Oh and have a template:
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
- 17:45 22 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
[edit] UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit  At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Although searching through relics was fun for the Indiana-Jonesish stylings of more techie-minded Uncyclopedians, the Unsignpost has, all by itself!!, made a new discovery. Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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[edit] Drop me a line when you've finished
Hello, mom, pop, figment of my imagination! Whenever you get a chance to take a closer look at that article (the one i threw a totally unwarranted tantrum about), please just drop a line on my discussion page. That way I will stop with the constant checking and it will just tell me your done. I am waiting to see which of my two articles I am currently editing will need less work before starting on either of them or creating something new. BTW you've turned out to be a fine parent as well(I also mean that in the most sexual of manners) Thanks again for all your help--Cheapinitreal 03:42, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- I'm sorry I've been neglectful! I got totally sidetracked with this new project of mine. Yes, tomorrow, I promise! <3:46, 23 May 2008>
- No problem. I read your latest project on the VFH page and laughed pretty hard. I don't think it is quite VFH worthy yet but what do I know? I am just a noob and one who thought Kitty Porn was worthy. I've also added a list of some possible rewrite candidates to my user page. If you could take a look and let me know what you think would be the most interesting topic for me to tackle, I'd appreciate it (some of the topics won't shock you given my current articles). I've just been getting a little bored. The HowTo article definitely has priority over anything else right now. I am hoping it is one that with some spit and polish could be VFH worthy. I'd like to pull one down before the end of the month and hopefully lock up the NotM having done so. I must be bored. This could've been a paragraph to something much funnier. I've even been doing some reviewing. EEK!--Cheapinitreal 06:28, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] I'm vaguely worried
So this morning, I get to work to find a hu-fucking-mungous roll of Bubble Wrap next to my desk. Have they noticed I spend, like, half my working day on here, and decided to drop me a big hint? Or did they just know about my... preferences.... Or what? What the fuck is going on? Aaah! (Also, I needed to say something about this and couldn't think where to, so it goes here - that should probably tell you something else, but I'm too spooked to work out what it is). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 08:46, May 23
- If they start quoting Oscar Wilde at you, FEAR FOR YOUR
LIFEJOBLIFE. Hey... this isn't my talk page! - Don Leddy the Crunch
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:38, May 23
- Did the bubble wrap contain any... secret messages? Or any symbolism? Or anything at all? <11:40, 23 May 2008>
- Er, just a cardboard tube, on which the bubble wrap is rolled. Did I mention the roll is hu-fucking-mungous? People keep stopping by my desk for a brief *pop*. This is odd, man. If they tell me to GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I think I may panic... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:53, May 23
- How do you think Uncyclopedia felt when it found out you were shirking your responsibilities by having a job? It would drop hints like that too, if you recall. Remember the ominous talk page message you got entitled, "I need this by Monday"? That was no coincidence, that was an angry little clue that Unccylopedia has had enough of your "job" shit, Under user. When are you gonna quit that job of yours? <11:55, 23 May 2008>
- Er, just a cardboard tube, on which the bubble wrap is rolled. Did I mention the roll is hu-fucking-mungous? People keep stopping by my desk for a brief *pop*. This is odd, man. If they tell me to GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I think I may panic... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:53, May 23
- Did the bubble wrap contain any... secret messages? Or any symbolism? Or anything at all? <11:40, 23 May 2008>
[edit] HeHe
| Sometimes I feel Like I dont have a partner
Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city of angel Lonely as I am Together we cry |
| I drive on her streets cause shes my companion
I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie |
| I dont ever want to feel Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love Take me all the way |
| Its hard to believe That theres nobody out there
Its hard to believe That Im all alone At least I have her love The city she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry |
| I dont ever want to feel Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love Take me all the way |
| Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away |
-MrN9000 on happening to be singing to himself as he passed by...
- I think I was listening to rap at the time, but thanks for saying I'm lonely! ...bastard! :) <17:06, 23 May 2008>
- It's an awesome song. I'm listening to it right now. This song was covered by the British girl band "All Saints". I don't know if you have ever listened to their version, it's actually pretty good, although obviously not a patch on the original.
This was in the charts and actually did really well. The funny thing was that in an interview later they were asked what they thought about the subject matter of the song. They revealed that they actually had no idea what it was all about... Being under bridges presumably... The Chillies might not agree This is in central London I think.
I did not want to leave you with the all Saints version in your head! Also, MrN promises to stop using the youtube feature for a bit... MrN
17:43, May 23
[edit] So, enough of that pants
and onto some new pants... I have been tarting around a bit with my user page and talk page headers trying to get in line with this new more minimal thing. What do you think? Any suggestions? I think the main problem might be lack of feature templates... :( Feel free to edit the living hell out of it should an idea take your fancy... Now why do I think that's a bad idea??? MrN 19:23, May 23
- Hea, thanks a lot! That all looks a lot better. Now all I need is another 10 or 20 features... Hmm... :) MrN 23:40, May 23
[edit] Rhonda
- SysRQ said that you enjoy having a jolly good pretzel on his talk page. he also said that you would like my gospel. Visit User:Rhonda/Gospel if you wanna stay high. Rhonda 01:35, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] :'(
CAJEK I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEEZ COME BACK TO IRC I WUV U!!!! Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:20, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
- lol I got kicked off, and then I leaned back in my chair and thought: hmmm, maybe I've been on the computer too long! <3:26, 24 May 2008>
- Yea... about you getting kicked off... see, that was me. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:32, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
- I KNOW, DOOFUS!! /me gives Boomer the evil eye But no, I'll be back to IRC eventually. I should just go to bed, seein' as how I'm sick and all. ...how'd you do that? <3:34, 24 May 2008>
- Well, see, after our interaction yesterday I was searching for an effective way to show you what-for. I just happened to look you up with my lovely friend Nickserv and notice that your nickname wasn't registered. After laughing for an appropriate amount of time, I then registered your name and waited for the next time you came on so I could ghost you. And the rest, as they say, is why I'm on your talk page begging you to come back. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:45, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
- I KNOW, DOOFUS!! /me gives Boomer the evil eye But no, I'll be back to IRC eventually. I should just go to bed, seein' as how I'm sick and all. ...how'd you do that? <3:34, 24 May 2008>
- Yea... about you getting kicked off... see, that was me. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:32, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Dear Cajek,
Consider this my official "I'm off" speech. Not forever, probably, but for a good while.
I can't be involved in Uncyclopedia like I once was. It's not that I dislike this place; in fact I love this place. If it wasn't for this site I'd have never gotten back to writing. I'm not leaving because of any drama or anger or whatnot, I'm just leaving because I've got other things to do.
I've got prom, graduation, and college stuff to get through. On top of that, I'm working on a long story, and even a blog. Uncyclopedia just doesn't interest me anymore.
That being said, I'm telling you this because you and I started the UnSignpost, and I'm sure you'd like to see that continue. I'll probably never stay away from the site forever - I'll still be editing - but I'm not going to be hanging around enough to know what's going on, which is kind of important for an UnSignpost editor. If I were you I'd find someone else to help you write it. I think it works best when it's a collaboration. Just make sure they dislike drama as much as you and are willing to make fun of Uncyclopedia and themselves.
I don't know what the future holds, so I'm not going to say. I'll still be editing. I'll still be reading. I might be back full time in a matter of a few days (after prom), weeks (after graduation), or months (after summer). But for now, I figured you deserved some warning. I'll miss ya, Cajek ol' pal. Try not to get yourself banned without me. :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 18:36 May 25, 2008
- *breaks the highly emotional and tense atmosphere* I beat Cajek to saying, bi, ha ha!! Bi, doctor! Now I'll just take a step backwards, consider apologising for interrupting this f
riend to doctor moment and take a sip of whatever drink happens to be in my hand... Please for the sake of your sanity ignore this comment... - 19:09 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM)