User talk:Cambam2

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1 Welcome!
2 Regarding UnNews:Brown eyes give you cancer
- 2.1 the important stuff about UnNews articles
3 Spamming

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Cambam2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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[edit] Regarding UnNews:Brown eyes give you cancer

Good day Cambam2. While we at Uncyclopedia do appreciate your interest in our project, there are certain little basic rules we have when crating an article.

It's important to note that short articles, such as the one you crated, are rarely ever expanded. As such, when and if you decide to contribute further, please make your articles a bit longer.

A good-sized "UnNews" article is about 350 - 700 words.
A good-sized "UnBooks", "How to" or just plain article should be 900 - 2500 words.

These are only estimates for you to have a standard to go by. I made them up, and I'm not even a bloody admin. And do remember it took a lot for me not to make a penis size joke in this post. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 15:26, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

I second what this atomic person thinks. I am the UnNews god-on-call, and I say it sucks... so I'm huffing it. Do not despair, as below I provide the means to your salivation. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:00, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles

Welcome to UnNews, Cambam2, and thank you for contributing some crap, or something. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an UnNews articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and dispepsia.

Although I am an UnNews ~~god~~ cretin and an omnipotent admin, I am also humble, and realize that I make mistakes. I try to allow for some slack in others as well. If your article has been deleted or NRVd by me, it probably sucked, and in my opinion was not worth saving. Things which may protect you from my delete stick are;

Pics with captions
Links to other Uncyclopedia thingies, like this [[thingie]]
Pay attention to suggestions in the UnNews article template
Sources, fill in the info {{source|url= |title= |author= |pub= |date=Mmmmm DD, YYYY}}

if I see this "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY

instead of a properly formatted source, I may take it as a sign from the gods to delete the article

I've reproduced some other pertinent links below from Uncyclopedia:Community Portal which I recommend you peruse.

Discussion and Visitor Information

Village Dump

General Discussion about Uncyclopedia, questions, comments.

Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian

If you're new read this ~~or you might be huffed~~.

Help Portal and All About Uncyclopedia

Information for new visitors to the site.

Vanity Policies

We don't care how awesome you or your buddies are.

How To Get Started Editing Uncyclopedia

Some helpful tips.

If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:00, 7 May 2007 (UTC)