User talk:Capercorn

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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 Congratulations 3 By the way 4 Congratulations again! 5 F@H 6 Bah! 7 Have another award! 8 AAAAAAAAA! 9 Windows Desktop 10 Filthy Lies 11 ROFL 12 ThaaNk YouOu 13 Thankie 14 im older than you think 15 The US Government Salutes You! 16 By the way... 17 Comrade 18 Unbanned! 19 Adopt Me? 20 Test 21 Can you adopt me too? 22 Now adopt me! 23 Just Stop 24 Are you... 25 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 26 Thanks 27 Merry Xmas! 28 We need your help! 29 Congratulations... for the third time 30 Oh...k.

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Capercorn, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ----Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:11, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Congratulations

On behalf of Her Majesty Queen Teresa I (Regina Imperatora et Cannabis), Her Majesty's Government, and the Sovereign Student Body of the Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School, His Excellency Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet, and Marshal of the Royal Air Force George VI is pleased to you with the Most Indolent and Lackadaisical Order of St. Tiffany for your glorious vote for the Stoner High School article, which achieved featured status on April 2nd, 2008.

--» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 05:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] By the way

Another chance to vote - Uncyclopedia:VFH#Stoner_High_School.

[edit] Congratulations again!

On behalf of Her Majesty Queen Teresa I (Regina Imperatora et Cannabis), Her Majesty's Government, and the Sovereign Student Body of the Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School, His Excellency Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet, and Marshal of the Royal Air Force George VI is pleased to you with the Most Indolent and Lackadaisical Order of St. Tiffany for your glorious vote for the Stoner High School article, which achieved featured status on April 2nd, 2008.

Awarded in the grade of Officer, replacing previous grade of Member (2nd vote). --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, at least we didn't get taken down due to the -3 rule. Progress is progress, yo. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:17, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] F@H

And have a point keepin' userbox as well. Premier Tom Mayfair 04:08, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bah!

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for asking a n00b question

--Bleachie talc 22:58, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have another award!

For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!!

Capercorn 12:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] AAAAAAAAA!

AAAAA AAAAAAAAA A AAAAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAA!

[edit] Windows Desktop

Thanks for the answer on that one, and GAH! I KNOW! I FUCKING HATE VISTA! I mean, I can't even play Quake 1 on it!!! DX Lord Gneo 16:12, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Filthy Lies

You're not back at all, you're gone again! Good luck with the exams though! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:50, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ROFL

You got banned from Wikipedia? I should give you a medal. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 22:45, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

That would be good. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 19:43, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ThaaNk YouOu

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

tHanK yOU fror vtotiNg foR My pAul BuNyAn aRtiCle. --THE 14:07, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thankie

	HEIL LJLEGO!
	Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] im older than you think

You the one that welcome message on my userpage but the thing is i been editing uncyclopedia for sevral months now and i didn't need it but thanks for the thought anyway Richardson j 05:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall

Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Thanks man, and thanks a lot for that nifty Capercorn award you gave me a couple of days ago, I like that a lot. :) --THINKER

I try to be nice, nice Happy face. Good luck with all the fun police reports and such. :) --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 05:43, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] By the way...

I award you an award award! Strange but untrue awards you the award award for giving them an award!

Okay, so the captain template wasn't exactly an award, but I love this template...! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:00, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Unbanned!

Congratulations! Good to see you back :) RabbiTechno 17:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... Note to everybody, never make an auto-repeating template. Bad things will happen. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Adopt Me?

Hello are you sure you want to adopt me? I have sort of a bad reputation here. But if you don't care sure. 1RAQATTACK! 14:08, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure that would be great I have already nearly completed my first article. EXTREME White bread I would appretiate it if you could look over it for me. 1RAQATTACK! 18:46, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Test

Testing sumting using my IP. 66.191.126.213 02:36, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Can you adopt me too?

Can you?I realy want to learn how to use Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Now adopt me!

Yeah,I didn't sigh that last one.Will you adopt me?--Ace Detective 20:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective--Ace Detective 20:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure. (note, you only need so sign for tildes as in ~~~~) --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 19:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!So,what happens now?--Ace Detective 19:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective

Well, I'd say read up on UN:BGBU and HTBFANJS, while I go off to Chemistry. I won't be on at all until much later. Sorry, School stuff. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 19:25, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay!--Ace Detective 22:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective

[edit] Just Stop

Listen,you're the guy who says, "You got Reich Rolled" or something right?I think you are,if not,well sorry,but stop it okay? I hate spammers and if you keep doing it I don't want to be your adoptive noob anymore! So just stop sending me those damn things okay?You send me videos from youtube so stop!

I made my userpage to do that, It's an in-joke, lots of userpages have that set up, K? I haven't sent anyone a link to that video, except on IRC. It is a random userpage thing that I set up. Thats all. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 21:09, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay,sorry.I guess it's someone else who's sending me that video.I don't mind the reich rolled thing,just that video that guy keeps sending me--Ace Detective 21:16, 16 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective

Yeah, if you find out who, I'll tell 'em to stop. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 22:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Are you...

...this Capercorn? Sir Modusoperandi 07:35, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

I plead the fifth. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 12:07, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah ha! Well, then...I owe you. Owe you good! Sir Modusoperandi 14:01, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

...and now you know why. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi 21:51, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:52, Dec 17

[edit] Thanks

In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us.

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Capercorn! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] We need your help!

Someone nominated Stoner High School which you once voted for at VFH and it looks like we have a real chance this time. Here's the nom page if you want to help us out: Uncyclopedia:VFH#Stoner_High_School --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 12:33, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Congratulations... for the third time

On behalf of Her Majesty Queen Teresa I (Regina Imperatora et Cannabis), Her Majesty's Government, and the Sovereign Student Body of the Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School, His Excellency Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet, and Marshal of the Royal Air Force George VI is pleased to you with the Most Indolent and Lackadaisical Order of St. Tiffany for your glorious vote for the Stoner High School article, which achieved featured status on April 2nd, 2008.

Awarded in the grade of Commander, replacing previous grade of Officer. Thanks again... WE DID IT! --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:13, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Oh...k.

Um... I'm sure you're cooler than a whole bunch of people, but why me specifically? o_0--Schazer 22:38, 17 September 2008 (UTC)