User talk:Col.swordman

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[edit] First!

Sorry, I thought this was someplace else. Sir Modusoperandi 05:37, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn you. I was going to be the first to vandalize post. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 05:38, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

You guys didn't put my talk page on your watch lists, did you? -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 05:41, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

We did, but only because we care. Plus, it gave me an excuse to dig out my Watchlist-A-Lot Bear. Sir Modusoperandi 05:51, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You, sir are a...

...hopeless crank. It's true. If anything, it makes you even more adorable. Sir Modusoperandi 15:04, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh for a true satire.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)