User talk:Cs1987/Archive 3

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Contents 1 LORD FLUFFY 2 Admin Request 3 Jose Mourinho 4 Thinker Praise 5 Thanks 6 oops! 7 Coo! 8 Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy! 9 LEGO 10 Thank You! 11 Global Cooling 12 QFH Purge 13 Joining the Cyborg Army? 14 You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one 15 Boring and Unfunny article 16 Thanks a Bundle 17 Huh? 18 Nina Hossain ICU 19 This PAge Does Not exist 20 Charles City County VA. ICU 21 With Thanks 22 With more thanks 23 sorry... 24 BB thanks thee! 25 The Ass Man 26 Danke! 27 A slightly belated thank you 28 Gratitude 29 Qua? 30 Thank'ee 31 Norelco 32 No Offense 33 Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie! 34 Bipolar Bears 35 Thank you... 36 Thank you for your support 37 A Tightly-Knotted Thank You 38 Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt? 39 Thanks muchly! 40 Thanks! 41 YEAH BOI! 42 Vaguely n00b-licious question

[edit] LORD FLUFFY

Thank you for your help with my user page.

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:24, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Admin Request

Hi there,

We have no admins working on Turkish version of Uncyclopedia. We need protection for some of the articles which are capable both in content and uncyclopedic format. Some of people always delete our staff here or change contents with silly arguements. Could you please help us as an admin ?(or send us an admin from uncyclopedia), if you please, things can become regular here.

Best Regards

--Assyrius 23:49, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jose Mourinho

As a Gravesend and Northfleet fan it's a burden we have to live with in the knowledge of him being at our team once. Seriously though, funny edit.

Actually, my edit was a revert, so it wasn't me who came up with whichever joke you are referring to. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:36, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thinker Praise

User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

..for nomming an article I thought would breeze by unnoticed. Thanks pal. --THINKER 04:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

[edit] oops!

sorry bout the wikipediapar template! my mistake   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 05:02, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

No problems. Just make sure that when you edit something in an article, the edit button doesn't redirect to the template. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:03, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Coo!

User:Pigeon has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Nominating me as a n00b. You so crazy. -- Pigeon 13:17, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 18:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:15, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

Your nom started it all. I am truly grateful. :) --THINKER 03:43, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Sir Roger 06:34, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] QFH Purge

Whats that all about? Surely not all of these articles are grossly unfunny... ? --THINKER 00:58, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

see Forum:The Great Quasi-Purge of 2007--<<>> 01:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Great Quasi-Purge of 2007 Veteran This scurvy sea-dog were instrumental in the Dread Pirate Roberts' victory o'er the great Quasi-hordes. If ye ever be in a pinch, this land-lubber do be almost certainly helpful in yer quests.

Fer yer service to the crew, lad.--<<>> 01:04, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Joining the Cyborg Army?

Hey, pal, I can send you SckrTrckrBot password so you may help me in improving it. By the way, care to add this identification badge to your page: Template: User cyborg? -- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 04:03, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, cool, thanks. I doubt that I could help you with it though. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:04, 1 June 2007 (UTC)]

So you want the password or not? -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 07:04, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

...Nah. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:11, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

All right then. If you notice any malfunction in your imported .js, let me know, ok? -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 07:14, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Ok. I'll have to keep checking for updates, since I have directly copied it into my .js. It doesn't seem to work otherwise. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Try it again, I just updated it to 0.3. It's working fine for me as an imported script, using firefox 2.0.0.4.-- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 07:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Yep, looks like it is working imported now. Thanks. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Ah. Yes. You voted for me. I acknowledge you. Release...the POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE!!--Shandon 04:41, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Boring and Unfunny article

Hey Cs1987. I hope there are no bitter feelings about that Cunt cunt crap shit message I left you. I was just kidding around about that. But I'm not here to get you to like me. I want to plea on behalf of a fellow Uncyclopedian's article, The most boring and unfunny article on Uncyclopedia. I've fixed it up now, so it looks more like a proper article. I also gave it the self-refence category. I was wondering if you think it is time to take the ICU off. I don't know if you find it hilarious, but I feel it is amusing and serves it's purpose. So, may I take the tag off? -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Auld Lang Syne •

Yeah, I think you should remove it now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:34, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:36, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Huh?

How do you want me to rewrite How to:Bug your teacher? The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

At the moment, it's basically just a list, and we at Uncyclopedia hate lists. Write it in an encyclopedic format using sentences instead of points. Perhaps start with an introduction, and then put all of the stuff you have written on it already into sentence and paragraph form.

You don't have to rewrite it yourself, but if you don't, it might be deleted at some point in the near future. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:08, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Nina Hossain ICU

Hi, you recently put an ICU tag on an article of mine, Nina Hossain. I'm a bit new to Uncyclopedia so was wondering if you could perhaps tell me any specific issues I need to address to stop the article from being deleted (which I believe is imminent in seven or less days)? Blackhawk 20:40, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

I actually removed the ICU and replaced it with an expand tag before you placed this message here. Both of your articles are now expansion tagged. This means they probably won't get deleted. However, we would like to see more added to these articles. They are rather short, and contain no images. Since they aren't on ICU, you don't have to fix them, but they may get put on VFD if you don't. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh OK, apologies and thanks for the reply. I am working on both articles and will continually develop them. Blackhawk 16:59, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] This PAge Does Not exist

Can I create that page ?

No. There's a good reason why we have tried (possibly successfully) to make the page impossible to edit. The joke is that the page actually doesn't exist, and actually creating it will spoil the joke. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:18, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Charles City County VA. ICU

Hey, you recently put an ICU tag on the Charles City County Va. page. I've edited it some since then, and was wondering if it was good enough to remove the tag or if you think it still needs work. If it needs work, do you have any suggestions? --UberJak 14:21, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I've removed it. My main complaint was the lack of images and links. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:49, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch --UberJak 15:30, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] With Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Thank you for your input with this article. I'm a little useless at formatting, so all help is greatly appreciated. Don alun 12:38, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] With more thanks

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

[edit] sorry...

You're right about those quotes. I dunno. I think a big problem is I wanted that page to be different. Just look at the IP-made page Pokemon before it was huffed and redirected. Everyone wants to make a page on how gay pokemon is some time in their life. I huffed and reverted, and made the pokemon section less of an embarrassment. The russian reversal quote would serve better in the middle of the article to continue the lame joke I was doing. (Hell, at least it was an actual joke) Thanks for helping me realise how shitty those quotes actually were. I've been getting a few IP quote changes, so now I revert if I think someone's messing with me. I didn't read them before reinserting them. You called it. Thanks for letting me rant all over your user talk in this rambling, boring, and lengthy paragraph. For tolerating it, here, have this. Oh what the fuck, I bet you aren't even reading this anymore.

Serq Fet Likes This User In Honor of you, he will write you a poem. I want to taste the little dickens. Mmmm, tastes like chicken...

Refresh it. it changes. Ooh. Thanks. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:44, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] BB thanks thee!

For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue. BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:21, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Ass Man

Hi. Would you be able to delete The Ass Man please? I was over at my mum's house, where I edited it, and she saw the URL and she'll probably ring me up and give me hell if she sees it. I moved the whole article over to Ass Man which is where it should be anyway, and I changed the link in the corresponding peer review. I'm not vandalising uncyclopedia, I wrote the article anyway, I just forgot my password for username 'Astrotrain' and sometimes didn't log in, so edits appear as a different user. All the edits done from the other IP address were also done by me, from a different connection.

Thanks, Astrotrain2

[edit] Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

-- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 04:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:14, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Gratitude

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Qua?

You proposed (+Qua? Nein comprendo, mon amico.) to deleat The Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carroll in Bulgarian in http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Talk:%D0%94%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B8&action=history

Exactly. As you said, it is in another language. We only have English entries here. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

But the article has his category and is classed!--Seraphita 15:44, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

I just noticed the Babel:Bg category. Bulgarian entries are supposed to be under that namespace, so I have moved the page to Babel:Bg/Джаберуоки. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:46, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Norelco

I've cleaned up the red links, and changed a few things around. Is there any hope...?     Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 17:14, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

It's a good article, but I doubt that it will ever make the front page. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] No Offense

I undid your change to the Samurai Jack article on the account if the quotes are left out the article gets all messed-up looking. So I'd like to keep them for now until I can either find an alternative or when I manage to figure out what additional stuff to write in the introductory part.

Just wanted to let you know so that there's no hard feelings going on. Sorry for any inconvenience. -- Hanyouman 17:30, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie!

Dame GUN WotM 2xPotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:22, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Sir Roger 06:29, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you...

Thank you for the help on the Fellini page, it is much appriciated.

[edit] Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for nomming my article.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:09, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

A for vote from Cs means a job well-done. :) --THINKER 05:34, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?

Phffft! Prettiestpretty thanks for your vote on VFH For the Poo Lit Best Rewrite of Queef

Dame GUN WotM 2xPotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:12, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:26, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

Big Brother joins the entire Church of Christ, Scientist in thanking you for voting for Atomic Mass. May your blessings be multiplied in kind. And may your hairstyle always be more spectacular than that of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:17, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] YEAH BOI!

Congrats on the MAFE too. Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Vaguely n00b-licious question

Eugene_Worley - this was on VFD on Aug 3rd, and deleted by Spang on Aug 4th. It was then re-created in what appears on first glance to be an identical form on Aug 9th by an IP. I spotted this and was going to pop the IP up for ban patrol, when I noticed you'd ICU'd it. I was, therefore, wondering in my n00b-ish ways, if there was something I'd missed. Can this not just be huffed? Or be huffed and the IP given a ban? Or is there an Uncyc policy I'm not aware of? Or are you feeling generous? Or are these just dumbass questions? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:36, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I'd forgotten it was on VFD. I'd ask Spang about it on his talk page. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:14, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Rightyho, will do. Thanks. May cake enter your life in the near future. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:09, 15 August 2007 (UTC)