User talk:Darwin of suburbia

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[edit] Welcome!

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[edit] did a pee review for you

on the pee review page (surprisingly!). Would be grateful if you could do one for UnNews:UK Prison Population Will Include Whole County by 2020. Fair enough if you don't have time/can't be arsed. Wanted someone with a UK perspective to do it. Would be grateful if you could be constuctive if you hate it. Thanks Step13 21:51, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Just a thought

Those redirects you're making for Reservoir Dogs are made in a way that would make them hard to find by the everyday user. I hardly think that someone will look up "that nice guy eddie....". But then again, what do I know? :) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:43, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

I've deleted some of them. The redirect titles were unlinked anywhere else, and the chances of someone typing "Mr Jew, and Mr Brown" into the search box are, at best, remote. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:51, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Vote Nofu

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[edit] Welcome to UnNews

You may have noticed I've deleted UnNews:Milestone for Private Eye: it's just wrong on so many levels.

  • Firstly, DO NOT EVER REDATE YOUR ARTICLE!!! You made this turd on Feb 20, and that's where it belongs.
  • Secondly, DO NOT REMOVE AN ICU TAG UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADMIN!!! FlyingFeling very nicely ICU'd this piece of shit, and unless it has been significantly improved, it does not deserve to be de-ICU'd.
  • Thirdly, kindly read my welcoming drivel below to familiarize yourself with with formatting guidelines; perhaps learn to write an intelligible sentence while your at it.

Don't take this personally, I just felt like being a dick after reading your article. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:14, 29 February 2008 (UTC)



On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you.

Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles

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